Hornmeister your friendly Agony Uncle

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Feb 2, 2007.

  1. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Spikey hornets suggestion.

    So settle back & relax on my couch. Tell me about your relationship with your mother........
     
  2. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    A difficult one. I can see by the cut of your jib where the attraction lies, if fact come here and give me a big sloppy wet kiss you stud muffin!

    Tell them you're taken! or I'll get insanely jealous.:mad:
     
  3. spikey_hornet

    spikey_hornet First Year Pro

    ;D ;D ;D
     
  4. cazgoodwin66

    cazgoodwin66 Forum Tall Person

    Spikey has feelings for small fury animals right now , when i tell him its wrong he wont listen , what should i do ?
     
  5. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I think you need to assess why you object to these feelings so strongly. Maybe this is due to a deep down recollection of being unloved by your first pet, were you bitten by a goldfish perchance?

    Maybe you are feeling insecure and are worried at the competition for attention from the said animals that another predatory male could attract.
     
  6. fan

    fan slow toaster

    how wise it for you to be saying you're a friendly uncle on an internet message board? But then again, with limited prison spaces...
     
  7. spikey_hornet

    spikey_hornet First Year Pro

    I DONT NOT LIKE SMALL FURRY ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

    I DO NOT LIKE ANY SORT OF ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

    SHUT UP CAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
     
  8. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired


    I think your anger towards Caz is your way of expressing yuor love for him. Remember pulling the pigtails of the girl at junior school? Hitting out in anger is an initial reponse for immature feelings of love.

    Why don't you two have a big hug and go and get a room?
     
    Last edited: Feb 3, 2007
  9. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

  10. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    come on dan we all know its true and we accept it its fine its time to come out of the animal closet my friend and take a trip to whipsnade lol
     
  11. spikey_hornet

    spikey_hornet First Year Pro

    :\ i would rather be on the recieving end of a bangura tackle than do that

    maybe its you hornmeister that has these feelings for caz, hence the detailed description :p
     
  12. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    No use psycho analysing me, I know I'm nuts;D
     
  13. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    Hornmeister, nothing to do with watford, but im addicited to peanut butter, what does this say about my personality???
    ;D;D;D
     
  14. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    You're lazy due to the fact you'd rather have mashed up peanuts than chew them yourself.
     
  15. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    Argh, thankyou with this useful insite, i will strive to improve...
     

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