Hornet's Nest Garden Pub

Check out this crazy good Watford F.C styled garden pub!
https://www.tuin.co.uk/blog/garden-shed-pub-diy-log-cabin/

What do you guys like about it?
What would you put in it to make it yours?
Also how many 'Orns mates could you fit in it!?

 

Will be burnt to the ground within a month.

 

Looks good but the reality is that if you have more than 4 of our fans in an enclosed space then 80% of the time it will ******* stink. Could hardly breathe in the Rookery last night.

 

But do they have an air fryer?

 

Takes a lot of Courage or is it Beskins! to put that up in Looton!

 

Should be painted yellow.

 

Why would you do that to your garden?

 

What a lad! Beer and footie! Got to get some peace in the old man cave from the old bird! I hate my wife!

 

LADSLADSLADS

 

Fair play!

 

Somewhere to go when it’s her time of the month! Which is everyday, amiright?!!?

 

LOL, epic banter!!!!

 

He should build a nice kebab shop next to it for after kicking out time .

 

Dart board is in a dangerous place if your sat at the bar chatting up the barmaid


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You know that phrase is one I really don't like. I don't know where it came from really. There's even associated merchandise. I saw a sign for sale in a shop and it said "what happens in the man cave, stays in the man cave!". How winky wánky is that?

First of all, most of us live crammed in to inadequate spaces. Several people to each bedroom. A queue for the toilet. That. We don't have empty rooms or shepherd's huts or football-themed, upscaled Wendy Houses in our gardens. The phrase "Man cave" carries with it the certainty that those who use it in seriousness are achingly middle class consumer types.

Next of all, it is disparaging to men. It says that underneath this thin veneer of sophistication we're really just big stupid grunting cavmen - driven only by base instincts. It is insulting.

 

Thanks for mansplaining to me

 

Go sister .

 

You are Patti LaBelle and I claim my pot of marmalade!

 

It's quite sad to think the rest of his spare time will be spent getting drunk in his shed.

 

Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Ta Ta...

 

I always thought "Man Cave" sounded a bit homosexual BDSM. I imagine that the g1mp scene from Pulp Fiction would take place in a Man Cave.

As for the shed - looks nice, but unless it's full of your mates, I think it might be quite depressing. Like one of those local pubs for local people that no one goes in. Could house a couple of the local homeless people in there to make it more authentic.

 

You want couchez avec Paddington Bear ?

 

Give it the Wetherspoons vibe ?

 

Why has he used is a Brentford badge for the pub sign and put one on the door? Imagine knowing someone that invites you round to sit in a shed that they've filled up with tat

 

Of all the club's hospitality offerings, this has to be worst yet.

 

Exactly.

Could offer microwave shepherd's pies and fry ups with congealed beans too.

 

You say that, but he's got his own bar which he could stock with absolutely anything, and he's gone with Stella, Heineken, Strongbow, Jameson, Smirnoff and Malibu!