Hellooooo

Nothing's ever that bad! Honestly, was speaking to a couple of French in le pub this evening. They're not exactly happy about their country either...

 

when are the french happy?

;D

 

How long is a piece of string? ;D

 

56cm. I set the standard myself.

 

Oh so about the same size as Sean Wright-Phillips then??

 

Yep that's the standard Metric to Imperial conversion.

 

Ah the future of measuring, string and wright-phillips

had to be updated some time ;D

 

47 posts per day huh! I think you'll have to liven up your ideas a bit Carly

 

lol im just happy this isnt as rubbish as GH so got a bit overexcited sorry

 

50 and rising ;D

 

To be fair not much could be as rubbish as Gorywhores.

 

hello

 

true.

 

It's a sad state of affairs when Watford fans turn on other Watford fans who just wanna join a forum

Twas very rude indeed.

 

a nation was shocked. it was sadder than princess di.

 

how rude of me i have not even said hello to carly yet. Hello carly welcome to board.

 

lol aw thanks a lot

i think i was told to look out for you for being a sex pest

 

i dont think chewwit wanted you to tell him that!!!!!!!!!;D

 

oh crud, well its out there now ;D

 

lol

 

its always been out there. Check the register.

by which i mean the sex offenders register. incase it wasnt obvious.

 

chewitt told you that dont listen to him nobody else does

 

now now ladies

 

shhh let them go, just let them go (it gets funny sometimes;D )

 

How dare people even joke about me, i give so much to this board you would miss me if i was gone.

 

I'm not here for your cheap laughs Mark, my conrtribution is of the highest order and i am hierarchy on here. How about a little respect chappy ?

 

Welcome to the boards

 

Welcome Carly

 

It appears the majority of male users posting in this thread (not including myself) have infact jizzed themselves.

 

Tut tut Chewitt, no one wants to read all about your impotence ;D

 

Far from it, it's called self-control, i bet you've lost all that chasing those hairy women around in Strasbourg.

 

lol!

I havent jizzed.....yet

;D

 

Takes you a long time then.

 

do none of you read your posts and despair?

 

depends...
;D