[CONFIRMED] Haivis Veste

Confirmed arrived and in the hornetshop today

https://www.thehornetsshop.co.uk/sale/sale/accessories/1850_hi-viz-vest.html

Bit of a bargain too.

 

Finally, the Pozzo Model secures one of its first tier targets

 

Five pounds is one helluva bargain for a 6ft 10 central defender.

 

Can he play the Chalab....oh I can't be bothered.

 

Neither can Chalobah.

 

Just need Walcott in and Hoggy back and we'll have the full set.

 

Final piece of the jigsaw, welcome to WFC Haivis.

 

Adam Le Fondre will be fuming with this post.

 

His twin Swan Veste signing next week.

You heard it here first.

 

I'd prefer either Gema Oculta or possibly Zorro en la Caja myself.

 

Quite a striker I hear?

 

But which one of our crowned jewels will need to be sold now

 

I think they’d be a good match.

 

Good strikers in the box. Could be the spark we need ?

 

Together they would be on fire

 

Swan Veste's on fire, your defence is terrified....2, 3, 4

 

His brother in trouble:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/sep/12/man-charged-over-police-officer-attack-in-cornwall

 

Blagovest is Haivis’s freeloading brother.

 

Is he left-footed?

 

We'll probably need him up top come 5th October.

 

No one told me Haivis won Britain’s Got Talent.

 

Bright future ahead of him

 

Unassuming type but really comes to life when the spotlight is on him.

 

Would work well with Eden Hazard.

 

High-vis puns... I could see them coming from a mile off

 

This isn’t the day for high vis puns.

That was Veste-day.

 

Veste-day all my troubles seemed so far away.

 

Might stand out in the crowd a bit but he's armless really.

 

The safe option.