Frankly, I find the idea of that porky lard arsed bint in a gym a little far fetched. Unless it was next door to a creperie amd the signs got mixed up. I call shenanigans.
Dear Mystic tache. Can you now just confirm where we are going to finish in the table this year, so we can now sit back and watch the next 37 games in a stress-free state.?