Free money!!!!!

nope

 

A court order to keep you at least 20 miles away so that you can't stalk him at argos ? :]]

 

An Item....

Cough up the dough

 

ha ha!!

very good - but specifically what item?

 

can i have free horns?coz i lost some on england losing money would be better though

 

A Lawnmower?

 

Jewellery?

 

CD Walkman?

 

A Danny Walker exclusive action figure?

 

i-pod ?

 

With realistic messed up hair and glasses, only £6.99. :]] :]]

Seriously, is it a childs toy?

 

all no

 

Possibly a sex toy?

 

Hornetmeister bought a fishing rod (in other words he bought Jackshyte)

 

You dirty Feck.

A Gazebo?

 

condoms ?

 

He picked up a free argos catalogue?

 

from Argos??

 

all no

you can ask me questions about it - although that will reduce the amoutn you win!

 

I duno, i ain't an expert on that subject. Maybe someone else could tell us?

 

cheap jewlery for mrs hornmesiter

 

How much did it cost?

 

A Lampost?

 

can you give us the cataloge number


-races for argos book-

 

a light bulb

 

And hits his head on the door frame :]]

 

A sheep ?

 

A Jewish Tottenham fan?

 

Drillbits?

 

A new hat?

 

I'm going to bed - I'll be back to claim my winnings in the morning.

 

who is an expert then??

nope there is no mrs meister!!

£149 ( not sure about the pence)

 

149?

He got a cheap one nighter from prague, and a crate of stella.

 

nope he only drinks real ale!!

 

a camera