First Signing?

Everyone gets one guess each.

I'll go for some young, unknown conference south utility player.

 

I reckon Edwards from scum town for 500k

 

Heidar H

 

I agree

 

ditto

 

Billy Sharp

 

Its gonna be a midfielder cos we've been woefully short for months and must replace Mahon at least

Id like to think it'll be someone reasonably experienced, possibly of foreign persuasion with international honours but knowing Boothy and Watford it'll probably be Edwards or that Bell fella from the Scum.

 

If I can just add to that, he'll also want a couple to move on first before they're replaced (macca, possibly rinaldi and Priskin, even Hoskins)

If we lose a big gun (ie hendo, king, Jay) then AND ONLY THEN will we sign someone for bigger money WHICH IS DEPRESSING in my eyes

 

A CB on loan from the Prem!!!

 

patches o hoolahan

 

:]]

 

Edwards

 

Edwards

 

copy

 

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all right enough of this lark

 

mr magoo

 

him and patches will be the best cm pairing we have ever seen

 

Pedro Moutinho

 

where did that come from?

 

A player with the surname Johnson.

 

Andy?

Richard?

Jack?

 

Eddie?

 

Prem left back on loan!

 

Aidy is talking with Sir Fungus - we want Fletcher on loan - I bet we get offered Eagles!

 

Graham Kavanagh

followed by

Tony Capaldi and
Joe Ledley

All three of them suffer an immediate loss of form.

 

Well i wouldn't mind Eagles, although Fletcher is much better.

 

ADAM JOHNSON, this will happen folks.

 

Why are you so sure?

 

Where did you hear that? Would be a shrewd move IMO.

 

Fletcher on loan would be truly amazing, but that'll never happen in a billion years.

 

King to M'borough, Johnson here just had this from good source for some time.

 

Ricardo Vaz Te on loan from Bolton, not getting any games.

 

Good player, but been injured

 

Ah well that explains why he's only played once.