All out for 110 against the Aussies. Why do people bother!? Some of the shots played and out to were noth worthy of schoolboy cricket. An untter shambles. TO think we might scrape into the final and have to face Australia' twice more!
Absolute carp. Billy won't be any happier Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. “My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. “No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."
Lost 8 wickets for 38 runs. Did plan to go to the world cup with some mates but at £5000 for a fortnight we decided against it. Thank Christ for that.
