[RUBBISH] Dave “ Davey” Davison

Cousin of Charles “ Charlie” Charles, so has a good pedigree .

Undoubtedly not happening as he doesn’t have a comical sounding foreign name .

 

What?

 

He said his name was watt, not what! Ka!

 

Getting on a bit, but 6ft 4 and a regular scorer from midfield. Poss Doucoure replacement?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Davidson_(footballer,_born_1986)

 

This one’s a centre half though, which is an area we need to strengthen.

He is dead, which does mean he won’t be immediately available for selection, in truth possibly not until there have been some wild technological advances.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Davidson_(footballer)

 

cheap though !
Is there any sort of link or is this just made up ?

 

Did a s**t job of helping Britain exit Europe, so perhaps we could bring him in for our European campaign.

 

Minor impediment death,you'd think?
The chap that sits next but one to me appears to have been dead for years but still attends.

 

That didn't stop Ellington...

 

Not necessarily less mobile than our centre backs tbf

 

As long as he didn’t die from a muscle imbalance I feel confident our medical team could fix this injury .

 

Played in Kazakhstan.

Sounds like Alex Merkel may have ‘put in a word’.