CUP FINAL SONG?

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by The Voice of Reason, Apr 29, 2019.

  1. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    You crazy guy.

    1 man down after 7 minutes if we don’t concede 2
     
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  2. How long have you been a fan then?

    Because it was often sang on our terraces back in the day, as they say.
     
  3. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard Squad Player

    '7th and we ****** it up'
     
  4. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Lets just clap. Its what 75% of our fanbase does anyway.
     
  5. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    But in the absence of z cars how will I know when to clap?
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    40% just clap. 60% just boo.
     
  7. meridensi

    meridensi First Year Pro

    when capoue dun a poo holebass smelld gas
    delafoo said its u to hurelo gomes
    all are players ming
    but were sign in josh king
    wembelley
    wembelley
    wembelley
     
  8. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard Squad Player

    Trollception
     
  9. Sorry I speak gobilldygook o_O
     
  10. The PozzMan

    The PozzMan Squad Player

  11. meridensi

    meridensi First Year Pro

    o siddown
    o siddown
    o siddown
    siddown coz of me
    im so fat i cant stand up for 45 mins
    so evryone else siddown
    coz o me :p:D:eek::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  12. Do we sing the bits in brackets?
     
  13. Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
    Good golly Miss Molly and boats
    Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
    Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
    18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels
    All other mammals plus equal votes
    Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
    Being rather silly, and porridge oats
    A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
    You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
    Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
    Going on 40 - no electric shocks
    The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
    A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
    Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
    Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox
    Reasons to be cheerful part 3
    Reasons to be cheerful part 3
    Reasons to be cheerful part 3
    Reasons to be cheerful part 3
    1 2 3
    Reasons to be cheerful part 3
    Health service glasses
    Gigolos and brasses
    Round or skinny bottoms
    Take your mum to Paris
    Lighting up the chalice
    Wee Willy Harris
    Bantu Stephen Biko, listening to Rico
    Harpo, Groucho, Chico
    Cheddar cheese and pickle, the Vincent motorsickle
    Slap and tickle
    Woody Allen, Dali, Dimitri and Pasquale
    Balabalabala and Volare
    Something nice to study, phoning up a buddy
    Being in my nuddy
    Saying hokey-dokey, Sing Along With Smokey
    Coming out of chokey
    John Coltrane's soprano, Adi Celentano
    Bonar Colleano
    Reasons to be cheerful part 3
    Reasons to be cheerful part 3
    Reasons to be cheerful part 3
    Reasons to be cheerful part 3
    1 2 3
    Yes yes
    Dear dear
    Perhaps next year
    Or maybe even never
    In which case
     
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  14. Pob

    Pob Academy Graduate

    To the tune of yellow submarine:

    In the town, where I was born,
    There is a team, they call the Horns,
    And they play in yellow and black,
    Buzzing Hornets, on the attack (on the attack)

    We all live for a yellow football team,
    A yellow football team, a yellow football team,
    We all live for a yellow football team,
    A yellow football team, a yellow football team

    And at the helm is Javi,
    A better man, there cannot be,
    He is brave and he is bold,
    As he leads, the boys in gold (boys in gold)

    We all live for a yellow football team,
    A yellow football team, a yellow football team,
    We all live for a yellow football team,
    A yellow football team, a yellow football team



    ....... there’s more
     
  15. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    We have a winner.

    Especially apposite when we are 5-0 down.
     
  16. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Just the UGT.
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I’m not a specialist in the field but this may be sufficiently similar to the lyrics of Reasons To Be Cheerful, Part 3 by Ian Dury to attract legal attention.
     
  18. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Excellent although do our forwards buzz?

    Doesn’t Troy more graze?
     
  19. Pob

    Pob Academy Graduate

    Although possibly more accurate, “grazing Hornets, on the attack” lacks a certain gravitas. Perhaps it should be written into the player contracts that they must make a buzzing noise, starting in the final. It would most likely confuse the City defence to give us the edge we need for victory.
     
  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    The Brummie accent is well suited to buzzing.

    Troy & Dre up top, please, Javi.
     

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