Crystal Palace 1-0 Watford FC - 18/03/2017

Judging by his posts that have alluded to songs sung at games, players' performances, pubs that he has gone to when we've played away etc. he must also go to games to keep up the pretence. Fair play to him, that's proper method trolling, much better than the boring s**t we usually get from the likes of MK Donny.

 

All part of the fun and games,Must say you were in the top 4 bells on here.

 

Who were the others? I mean, you might as well say as you're leaving and all that.

 

Thank goodness for that. For a minute I was worried you were all on your own.

 

BREAKING - FOOTAGE OF HIGHGRADE AND HIS MATES RELEASED:-

[video=youtube;cuCw5k-Lph0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?V=cuCw5k-Lph0[/video]

 

JB,Going Down,GOBE1st prize and the other 80% of the forum 4th.

 

That looks like you and your mates on a normal day.Thanks for all the memories,Atleast you have lighten up over the last few years with your great sense of humour.

 

Ozzy.Thats it.

 

I was talking to SSB if any of you know him?He said to me he wound people up on here for weeks and how you were all mongers and some of the strangest fans he has ever come across.

 

What is it with people on this forum making a big song and dance saying that their leaving only to keep coming back? At least highgrade didn't make his own thread to announce it I suppose.

 

Thank you! I thought you were a sad, ill educated and rather pathetic Watford fan, the first I'd ever come across. Now it all makes sense. Just an average scummer.

 

Is this all because I said you never went to Everton last year?

 

Hmm, this new attempt at postmodern trolling feels decidedly lowgrade.

I guess your username is not an aptronym at all.

:

 

Cheerio then ya wee c.nt. No doubt the lure of travelling incognito was driven by the shame of living in ya wee s.itehole that so regularly wins 'worst place to live in the UK' for such obvious reasons and instead choosing to spend an inordinate amount of time in the well oxygenated high pasturelands of our place instead. And even then, to suffer the further ignominy of having to squat and defecate in a kennel fabricated from biscuit tins.

I shall continue with my policy of pretending I've got a problem with my motor every time I drive past your excuse for a landfill site and have a p.ss and a dump on your hard shoulder. With any luck some of my turds won't have washed away yet (there should be quite a pile by now) seeing as you can't afford a cleaner although god knows you need one.

In the interim, good luck with that policy of quiting the boater industry and majoring in the export of terrorism instead.

Adios. Na, on second thoughts - f.ck off ya wee c.nt again.

 

OK guys. On this Oliver Grove thingy. I and a few mates will genuinely be strolling up there from a rather pleasant (I'm led to believe) Polish cafe in the immediate vicinity around 14.30. So we could meet up, 'ave a bit of a larff and stick the boot in on a few tenants' Ford Fiestas on the way in. Wadda you say?

 

I can't get my head around this. 1500 posts to troll is amazing. The deliberate poor grammar knuckle dragger profile was perfect. I vaguely remember defending Highgrade to JB years ago when Zola was sacked. It's like the long con hustle style. Best troll ever in my opinion.

 

We will lose. 2 or 3 - 1. We are ****, and at the moment they are a bit less **** than us. It's going to be an uncomfortable run in to the end of the season.

I'm not going. After last season I have refused to part with cash to pay to watch professional football in that relic they call a stadium.

 

I don't actually get what the wind up was though so how could it be best ever troll.

People just thought he was actually properly medically ret ar ded (can you say that these days?) and humoured him

 

You're 42, mate.

 

That's in scummer years. Mentally that makes him only 7 in human years.

 

Of course he's not Luton. Would a scummer have got tickets to, never mind gone to, the Boro game after GT died and report back about what the ex-players said at half time?

Caught out once, reacts by wanting a fight. When this is treated with the contempt it deserves, knowing he will never be taken seriously on here again (if he ever was), comes out with another easily disprovable lie.

He could be Donald Trump if his spelling wasn't so good.

 

Suspect you are correct. As far as I'm concerned though, any true Watford fan who can say they support the scummers, even if they don't mean it, are as bad as, or even worse than, a real scummer.

 

The Reverse Matthew Spring Theory.

 

Am I in the wrong place I was looking for the Palace V Watford preview thread?

 

Lets be honest, the football on show will be horrendous. Every bit of the away day apart from the football itself will be fun.

 

He also quizzed me on the colour of an away ticket the other month, and correctly identified the colour of one in return, if I remember rightly.

Those mutants up the road have never seen a premier league away ticket in their lives.

Imagine being a watford fan and pretending to be a luton fan though.....we are through the looking glass here people.

 

I doubt any officials will know about it, such is our anonymity this season.

 

Can you stop talking off-topic please.

 

Being so terrified of the prospect of the Oliver Grove meet that you pretend to be a Luton fan to get out of it

 

#ScummerMaths

 

I wouldn't bother if I were you, unless bottles of crappy lager are your thing (we stumbled into this place last year), although I suppose you deserve credit for not going in the ****ing Wetherspoons.

 

Never heard of Oliver Grove but Olive Grove was Sheffield Wednesdays first ground.
Apparently the ground was named after this rather lovely lady.

 

I think Highgrade sees his big reveal something like this:

[video=youtube;V17duGlHEYY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V17duGlHEYY[/video]

 

Aww that's the nicest thing you've ever said to anyone on here. You're going soft.