Coronavirus

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by LaClusazSki, May 20, 2020.

  1. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki First Year Pro

  2. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    It can't be any of the goalkeepers, they can't catch anything.
     
  3. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

     
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  4. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Illbeck ?
     
  5. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Academy Graduate

    Unwellbeck?
     
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  6. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Can't be Welbeck, he's shielding at home due to his pre-existing conditions
     
  7. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

  8. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    The club might as well told everyone as it was bound to come out !
     
  9. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

  10. Aberystwyth_Hornet

    Aberystwyth_Hornet Squad Player

    Do his family now get tested?
     
  11. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Reservist

    Boom - that brings me back to the early days of covid19 when every thread was mandated to include this response
     
  12. His not ill
     
  13. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki First Year Pro

  14. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Yup

    question 1 - what is the capital of ecuador?
     
  15. sdc_watford

    sdc_watford First Year Pro

    Quito, what do I win ?

    Get well soon Mapps.
     
  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    His not what?
     
  17. Ill
     
  18. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I strongly suspect Watford’s foreign loan players are to blame for this.
     
    Last edited: May 21, 2020
  19. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    However, like most of our defence, a man rapidly approaching middle age.
     
  20. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    A lapse in concentration perhaps?
     
  21. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Reservist

    Poor Mapps. Get well soon! Btw, we all love you and forgive you for that stunning own goal at Brighton, so focus on getting better and ignore any
    trolls that attempt to harass you or any of your family.
     
  22. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist

    The rumours I heard were that our defence has been socially distancing from opposition strikers since last August...
     
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  23. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    And each other :(
     
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  24. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

  25. I suspect they would have still carried on but just awarded their team 8 points for the inconvenience and to cover possible lost points.
     
  26. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    THERE MUST BE MORE PERMUTATIONS OF THIS GAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  27. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    If a couple of Liverpool players got it, I don't think it would make too much of a difference as they are so close to the winning line but teams fighting for the remaining top 4 would certainly make the PL think again.
     
  28. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    I see the Brits were socially isolating from the foreign members of the squad.

    [​IMG]
     
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  29. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Deeney hiding his hair making a point he cannot get it cut ?!
     
  30. a19tgg

    a19tgg Reservist

    Welbeck about to fall backwards over that hoarding and break 12 bones.
     
  31. I think he's just resting his injured right knee, ankle, thigh and calf.
     
  32. Before I complete I want to know exactly who your Master is and why he can't do it himself ?
     
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  33. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    2 rite m8 if its roger delgado ill do it if its anthony ainsley ill do u
     
  34. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    I take it back - Anthony Ainsley: what a guy!!!!!!!!!!!! From P O P B I T C H:
     

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