cavalli

I'm pudgy and can't score - do you think she'll like me then?

 

lol if you look like Hendo then definately! ;D

And he aint podgy! hes just a big boy

 

like big boys ?
you should try Shittu, they say that after a woman gets banged by shittu, she cant walk for 2 weeks ;D

 

LOL - i'm a grizzly bear, a furry friend. Are you furry, carly?

 

painful carps as well.

 

lol oh my!

 

im not talking from experience *hobbles away*

 

ooh you like a bit of shittu!!

 

im going to have a shittu in a minute methinks...
;D

 

Damnit if its as big as the dan man himself id get professional medical help my dear!

 

*tear*
*ouch!!!*
*seeks medical help*