Caption Competition VI

As usual there's 200 'orns for the best caption, 100 for runner up and 50 for 3rd place.

Thanks to watford1990 who submitted the pic (50 'orns on the way to you)

Come up for a witty caption for this picture, I'll keep the thread open for a week or so or until the entires dry up and then set up a poll. Good luck.

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If we put our heads together we might work out where the ball is!!

 

Bloody hell that was quick

 

HH: "are you blind or just thick ? Head the ball not me!!"

 

Don't mess about me!! lol

 

eh eh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

Out on day release again annebangura?

 

ehh.

 

H regretted going to head the ball after the opposition player let rip with a particularly smelly botty burp.

 

hh spent his weekend watching the titanic!

 

Is that going to be your signature try for all these comps? ;D

 

no lol ,unless it can actually fit in ;D

 

Smith to H... "hey heider.. you got a lump of sh1t on ya back!"

 

Up to you.. but it was meant that he had a player of a sh1t team on his back.. sorry if that wasnt clear

 

Thats ok.. when you said it i realised that it could be construed by some as a bit close to the mark.. at least by commenting on it, TIC or not, gave me the chance to state it wasnt... all good here!

 

heider always liked it rough whilst tommy can only look on in jealousy

 

heidar never could resist a chance to show off his newly enhanced breasts.

 

'use the force heider, use the force' said yoda tommy smith

 

We always like doing it from behind up north.

 

Helguson make another succesfull attempt to get into the Caption Competition.

 

"Must jump higher, that knee is far to close to my crown jewels"

 

I know that it isn't up to the poll yet, but it gets my vote!

 

Tommy Smith watches another Watford player do all the work, again.

 

lol! ;D

 

Phew!!! who's farted ?

 

Helguson won the 100 metre race by a breasts length

 

Being a siamese twin can cause problems when you play for opposing teams!

 

The fight for space on the trampoline got nasty.

 

To be honest I didn't read through the other entries, this was the first thing that came into my head.

Will have to think of something else now.

 

Heider cringes when he see's the hulk himself, climbing on his back.

 

Okee dokes 1 day left people, then I'll put the poll up.

 

Suddenly, Tommy Smith realises that H's suggestion of going for a prostate check wasn't such a good idea.

 

ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhhh...tishooooooo

 

Smith looks on as Heidar is headbutted straight into the glass screen.

 

If I use Clearasil, will it get rid of that blackhead on me.