Booking A Reservation At The Pub

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Jun 21, 2020.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Apparently this may possibly happen.

    Simply make your reservation on line for your chosen pub, giving a selection of dates and times you'd like to attend. Don't forget to indicate whether you'd like to participate in ancillaries such as fruit machine or dart playing.

    Once your date and time has been confirmed, simply printout your scannable 'pint pass' and attend at the selected date and time. Please be patient in the queue for the rectal thermometer temperature checks and PPE fitting. Your greeter will invite you in to the premises when another reveller exits. Your pre-selected drink will be served to you by the staff by way of a croupier's rake from behind a plastic screen. Please retire from the bar immediately you have been served and commence your allocated leisure period. Do not sit down. Do not cough. Do not use the toilets.
     
  2. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    Sounds like the sterile atmosphere of an All Bar One to me.

    All we need is the high volume white wine fueled cackling of a group of middle aged bottle blond bimbos.
     
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  3. Sexist ageist and racist? Bravo ;)
     
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  4. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Had I known there would be rectal thermometers I might have visited my local more often.
     
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  5. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    I aim to please.
     
  6. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    No football or music allowed apparently to keep the noise and numbers down ..

    Probably makes sense if they don't want loads rushing to the pubs.
     
    Last edited: Jun 24, 2020
  7. "No football" is very sensible TBF....
     
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