Bird Flu

It has been brought to my attention, via the BBC, from the safety of another country, that you are all doomed.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/6327193.stm

With Ipswich's imminent arrival at Vicarage Road you're sure to be dead. So anyway, it was nice knowing you all.

Bye!

 

BBC have misquoted - it was actually a case of Birdy Fly.

Yes, the Dougman was at it again in the Ladies toiliets in East Anglia

 

I've always made a point of not eating or buying any Bernard Matthews product, they're not boootiful.

Still, there must be scope for a song to the tractor boys.

 

"Cheerio"?

 

Stick your turkey's up your A*se?

But then again they'd enjoy it and it would get on the way of their brothers.

 

Song for the tractor boys eh ?

"Where's ya ripper gone, where's ya ripper gone"

 

Like the one.

You can't Rip quicker than an Ipswich Ripper there the boys to trust. ;D

Bird Flu is that Essex Bird or Northern Bird ? either way not very tasty. ;D

Southern birds and West Country birds the better variety ;D

Sussex Birds ?

 

Sussex birds rock!!!!!

 

Just heard that David Milliband announced in Parliament that there is `absolutely no risk in the spread of the virus` ........

Wasn`t too worried before, but absolutely scared stiff now!

 

So, now we know why Mr.Priskin has been AWOL for the last couple of weeks.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6344335.stm

Obviously an intricate plan by Aidy to affect Ipswich's pre-match preperations!

 

Chicken Balti pies should be reduced at the next home game.