[SIGNED perm] Barrett & Whelan

Two more U23 players have signed. Mason Barrett & Callum Whelan.

https://www.watfordfc.com/teams/under-23s/under-23-barrett-whelan-sign.

 

Sounds like a letting-agent. It's a no from me.

 

Nice to see us hoovering up the unwanted FM regens.

 

Whelan looks like Cathcart's mini me

 

Bareett and Whelan sounds like the shittest financial firm ever.

 

or a firm of PPI refund scammers, or ambulance chasers, with names which have been selected at random to sound Anglo Saxon enough to not frighten old, racist pensioners.

 

The state of this window.

 

Can’t wait for next Friday and to be told we should be grateful that the future looks bright with all these cast-off kids that other clubs didn’t want and we should be grateful we didn’t sell anyone.

 

We made our biggest signing at the start of the window. The best goalkeeper in the world, Heurelho Gomes, on an extended deal!

Plus we signed a player from Man City! The best team in the world right now!

 

Barrett and Whelan sound like the shiitest Stoke players ever.

 

What a time to be alive imo!!!!COYH!!!!

 

The best a club of our stature can hope for is not to be relegated from the U23 league. Pozzo giving us the best chance here #greatful #no23sin1880

 

Do we need them?
Our Under 23's are poor.
Barrett is not rated by West Ham fans. Has been treading water for the past few years and is injury prone.
Last chance saloon for him at Watford.

 

Ads with some terrible bright and cheery jingle played over footage of delighted old gimmer, mouth agog, clutching a wad of tenners... ‘you should be dealin’, with Barrett and-a Whelan’!

 

Two more random youth players who’ll never make a first team appearance.

Cracking transfer window this.

 

Sometimes I wonder if our main business is people trafficking and the football is just a front.