Can imagine the England fans singing that tomorrow as Big Ben hoofs the ball forward at every opportunity to Crouchy's head who knocks it on Hendo style to be knocked in the back of the net by AN OTHER. England win 6 - 0 and the press go crazy with praise for the fast attcking accurate exciting direct approach. Thursday morning the FA turn up at the Vic asking Aidy to be part time assistant to Big MAC and Lauren. we are england, we are watford, we are england from the vic.
You won't like this Paddy. Goal 1. Foster scores own goal by punching into his own net. Goal 2. Foster goes to clear a backpass from Rio, blasts the ball directly into his bollox. Left testicle is headed on by Crouch and swallowed up by the Spanish garlic eaters. Sir Fungus can not believe how poor Fossie is and sends him back to Watford for another season on loan;D Richard Lee leaves to join newly promoted Yeovil for season 2007 / 2008 who reach the Prem at the first attempt.
EEEEEK - I'm retiring from being a football fan, taking up cookery lessons and going to become a goalie for Kentucky FC.
