April Fool Werewolf 2020 Tavern

Discussion in 'Werewolf: The forum game' started by Diamond, Mar 31, 2020.

  1. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    The Tavern is officially open. Please stay 6 feet apart, (we do imperial here). It will close during each days play.

    First round is mine...
     
  2. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    Although as the village police officer I should be shutting this place down for flouting lockdown rules, I really cant resist a nice pint of cider! Thanks Diamond.
     
  3. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Cheers Diamond, I'll be having a quick one as need to finish my round.
     
  4. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    So, any wolves in here?
     
  5. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    As the village baker , I wanted to let everyone know that I also cook meth out the back after being inspired by Breaking Bad.

    Front door for bread, back door for meth.
     
  6. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Get out the pub and get exercising you lazy sods!

    Yours faithfully,

    The Village Mr Motivator
     
  7. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    No!

    Stay here and drink lots...special block rates available.

    Your village Funeral Director
     
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  8. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    It is rather fitting that the pub landlord last time out is now the funeral director - I suppose you must have previously observed some lucrative business on the horizon.
     
  9. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Had to double check that Mr Motivator hadn't been caught up in a Saville type scandal before I posted that.
     
  10. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Always diversify - adapt or die...literally.
     
  11. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    No need to stare guys. Yes, I know... I'm that guy from Celebrities Go Dating On Ice In A Jungle. But I'm far more than just a celebrity. I also came seventh in the 17th edition of Big Brother, plus there was an article about me in last month's FHM magazine. No need to tell you all that though.

    Free pints please landlord. In return, I'll give you the honour of having me sign copies of my exclusive new autobiography in here: Miked, Miked - Jungle is massive.

    Remember you can look for free, but selfies/ brand endorsement/ panto appearances cost more.
     
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  12. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Evening all. Obviously, if any of Opti’s more heavy-handed colleagues turn up, we’ll have to pretend to be members of the same somewhat dysfunctional family. But, in the meantime, enjoy the lock-in. @miked2006 by all means you may have a free drink, as long as you promise to never get your autobiography out (& that’s not a euphemism).
     
  13. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    he was on the radio the other day......mr motivator. not jimmy saville.
     
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  14. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    I've forgotten the rules, are we allowed to chat about the day's events in here?
     
  15. nisman94

    nisman94 International Man of Mystery

    Norniron, keys to the graveyard please? I'm stuck in purgatory here

    Sent from my ONEPLUS A5010 using Tapatalk
     
  16. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Yeah I think thats what its for SLB.
     
  17. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Sorry Nis, we didnt seem to have any choice.

    The way I see it is

    1- Seer is message 1 and we just lynched Fool or Tinker which is 40% probabilty right ? or

    2- Wolf is message 1 and he was taking a lucky guess that Nisman was villager, which is possible but seems quite risky, as he could have lynched a fellow evil. Also doesnt explain why Seer wouldnt name clearly who they viewed and also why they would decide to copy Wolves style of writing.

    Only my second game so apologies for my noobness but this is how it looks to me.
     
  18. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    It has been a while since we lynched a tinker... do we normally get told they were the tinker?
     
  19. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    I'll make one in the morning sure
     
  20. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Don't worry about the noobness, I was the same in the last game.
     
  21. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Also don't put too much stock in experience. Every game I've played people have listened to more experienced players who've come up with theories built on sand.
     
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  22. Evening all. Pint please barman.

    Sorry Nis. But was the right choice. I'll have a spirit for you.
     
  23. Been a nice little distraction today. Cheers diamond.
     
  24. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    You are, but there is a line that will close the tavern if crossed, (either that or breaking the 6 foot rule).

    A question was raised today about the joker. Yes, they're in the game for the duration or until removed by wolf/villager violence.
    Another question was raised about possible hidden roles/role reversals or other tom foolery by myself. Please rest assured, you know everything there is to know about the roles, just not who's what.
     
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2020
  25. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    Ahh well we didn’t have any choice really based on today’s messages. It could be that nisman was the tinker or the fool, but it could also be that the second message was from the seer. If that’s the case then I’m disappointed as the seer has not done anything to help us today with that message. It hints towards bigrosslittleross but doesn’t provide any clarity!

    If your the seer then the most important thing in your messages is to be clear!
     
  26. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    A free round of drinks for everyone to make up for the fact that today was not great for Team Good. RIP Nisman - apologies, but we didn’t really have any other option. Agree with Opti - please direct us clearly, Seer.
     
  27. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Cool make mine a double Louis XIII cognac...only £100 a shot.
     
  28. steve harrow

    steve harrow Reservist

    Only saving grace is that Nisman would likely have been killed off for not participating enough anyway. It's hard when work takes over.
     
  29. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    I can only assume due to Diamond's comments that Grrwood will meet with a fatal cheese grater accident tonight.
     
  30. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Shame on you all for voting to lynch an innocent villager! ;)
     
  31. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    I'm not too disappointed in losing an inactive player, and day 1 is always hit and miss. I'm disappointed in the seer's message, it didn't really help.
     
  32. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    I think I'll give Grrwood a days grace. He did post one time and was quite active in the last game. If his vote could have made a difference then he'd probably have died, but 15-1 is sort of one sided.
     
  33. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    @nornironhorn , if you do can you let me in as well? Thanks.
     
  34. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Hopefully the Seer takes this on board.
     
  35. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Good taste.... if we re taking the piss on someone elses round, Ill have a MacEllan 52 year old please. £80k a bottle, so have no idea what a shot is.
     
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