Applauding the opposition goalie

Lol, you think a keeper who's won a Premier League title plays any different whether he's applauded or booed? Not a chance. If we boo him he's probably laughing inside thinking whatever happens here, I'm 100x richer than any of you losers in the crowd and after this game, I'm going home to a woman 100x hotter than your wife.

 

Isn’t ‘bassini’ (all lower case) the all purpose Bletchley Park code breaker on here?

 

Third umpire in the stands with Eddie Waring style klaxon.

Only way out of the madness.

Or Ref2.

 

Maybe penalty for time wasting should be compulsory mooning.

Would curb all but the irrepressible extroverts.

 

I forgot that happens.

First concrete sign that the machines have taken control.

 

I would like to see us jeering the half time keepers.

The standard of penalty taking has been so **** of late that it would even things up.

 

I agree Ben does it but he isn't so obvious, Man City don't need to do it!