Any Anti-Chelsea Songs?

I know it's early but anyone know any anti-chelsea songs we could sing, as I might move into the rookery for this game.

I have one

There's only one frank lampard....etc etc

 

boring boring chelsea

 

Make 'em up - There's plenty not to like, or wind them up for.

Glory hunting fans
Abramovich getting bored
Scolari losing the winning touch
Mugs who pay £1000 a year to watch footie and who will soon go away again
Any number of self obsessed overpaid twerps on the pitch.
One day it'll be all over for them unlike ManU or the A*se

 

carefree whoever you might be
we have the noveau chelsea fc
please sit down cos my sife cant see
ive been coming here since 2003

 

"there's only one chelsea reserve team"



or should that be two?

 

One man tried to lift, tried to lift Frank Lampard, One man and his fork lift truck, couldn't lift Frank Lampard!
Two Men tried to lift.... etc. etc. etc.

 

But we have Frank lampard!:naughty:

 

ha ha i like the lampard one!!!:sign15:

 

Yeah, that's the problem...

 

10 Men Went To Bed (with Ashley Cole)

1 man went to bed,
C**t!
Went to bed with Ashley
1 man and his mobile phone,
Went to bed with Ashley!

The song follows 2 men, 3 men, 4 men and so on until...

10 men went to bed,
C**T!
Went to bed with Ashley
10 men, 9 men, 8 men 7, men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man
And his mobile phone
Went to bed with Ashley!

Watford! *clap clap clap* Watford! *clap, clap, clap*

Go to the following You Tube link to see the Arsenal original.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NC54A2PFwqw&feature=related

 

The actual exhaustive list of songs that will be sung:

'Yella Army...Yella Army...'

'clap clap, clap clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap, Watford.'

'you 'ooooorrrrnnnnssss'

'There's only one insert player name here'

'Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.'

 

Love the booo at the end :]]

 

very good, hate ashley cole and im guessing so does half of the planet.

 

Just sing to my ole mate Bob, used to stand under the scoreboard and sit in the vic rd end when we got the roof, now gone back to being a chelski fan whilst they're doing well

 

Love the Arsenal song, OH ASHLEY COLE IS A F... ARS... We should sing that one.:]]

 

This would of worked if we still had marlon king:

Cheryll Cole's a sl*pper, (*=a)
She can not f***ing sing,
And when she's f***ing ashley,
she thinks of marlon king

 

Slagging off Frank Lampard Jnr is not very smart when his dad is helping Watford and Brendan Rodgers.

Why not be positive about our side, self deprecating about how bad we can be or gracious about the oppo (like clapping Scunny or Accrington Stanley) and cut out the juvenile taunting of other teams which often comes back in our faces?

 

Have you seen chelsea lately, or met some of their fans

 

Chelsea = everything that is wrong with football.

Clapping them = death penalty.


Shouldn't slag off Lampard Jnr though - especially anything to do with his Mum when Snr is on the payroll.

 

Does your Butler know your here
Does Your Butler know your here?
Does Your Butler, Does Your Butler,
Does Your Butler know your here?

 

Stolen off Arsenal but hey:

Lloyd Doyley Doyley
He's better than Ash-e-ley
He should be our number 3
Lloyd Doyley Doyley

Ashley Cole is a Chelsea Batty Boy, he's a cheslea batty boy, he's a chelsea batty boy
Ashley Cole is a Chelsea Batty Boy, he's a cheslea batty boy, he's a chelsea batty boy.............................

 

:sign6:

 

Seconded.

 

:]]

 

Thread closed and I'm going to remove some of the posts made. Seriously, are some of you too stupid to understand what you're posting?

Edit: Done, but the thread stays closed.