Due to the snowfall and the lack of ability by the major of London to keep London running through the odd cold patch, Aldgate East has been officially closed to all and sundry, along with Liverpool Street, Blackfriars and Hendon Central. The Major has recommended that all football supporters head for the distillery for football fans of all characteristics, namely the THE GLOBE in Baker Street. A fine establishment noted for its warm Australian welcome and good food is available with the speciality of the house being ' Kangaroo nuts in white cream sauce'. It is then a short stroll across the Marylebone Road to Baker Street underground station, where on arrival all individuals and groups should purchase the correct rail ticket or if caught ticketless, suffer the consequences f one's kangaroo nuts being squeezed rather tightly by London Transport Police as the take you away to where ever they take you away to.
