Its like buses, you wait ages for a teamtalk and then.. Aidy's Wolverhampton Teamtalk - Aidy - Ok settle down now you lot! Malky - Aye - Lloyd Doyley listen tae the mon! Lloyd - (Nods) Word up. Aidy - Another eventful week. As you can imagine I am not happy at all about Tuesday night. Tamas, its football not cage fighting! Tamas - I know this boss. I hardly touched this big girl and he fall over! Aidy - Well it was plenty for the ref! Demerit - Gee Tamas, what did this guy say to you? Tamas - He says Tamas mother ignorant peasant who cannot spell 'Thomas'. Malky - I'd have jobbed the fella too! Eustace - (Serious) I have to say I was shocked though Tam. Tamas - What, you think I not man enough to deck lumpy big chumpionship defender? Eustace - No, its just that its the kind of thing I'd expect from me. I'm two sandwiches short of a picnic. Aidy - Yes, yes thank you! The fact is Tamas's hot head lost us two points! Mind you the woeful use of the ball when in possession didn't help. Who on earth taught you that kind of ball distribution?! Players look at each other quizzically and then at Aidy. Malky - Aye that's right. I think the team hae forgotten the change in tactics you taught them at the start of the season boss. To play a more passing game. Aidy - (Looks quizzically at Malky) We did? Malky - Aye boss, to retain the ball and pass effectively. Aidy - Good lord so we did! Y'know I'd completely forgotten we did that! Well that's an afternoon we'll never get back!! Aidy - (Continues) Still a good week off the field and a very productive visit to the Peace hospice by our left-sided players Jon and Matt. Malky - Ah yes - improving the club's profile in the community? Working hard to the benefit of all ye folk in town? Aidy - Yes, but more importantly it transpired that the lady who makes the tea there proved to have better left-sided positioning than either of them. She plays tomorrow up against Michael Kightly! Sadler - Can't say I was looking forward to it! Aidy - Most importantly though we have to congratulate Richard Lee on another fantastic performance! Three penalty saves in a row!! Outstanding!!! Who could possibly score against him!!! Players - (Sing) RICHARD LEE....RICHARD LEE!! Aidy - (Smiling) Now I have a bet with Alec that I could score a penalty against Richard, so c'mon make some room!...Lads put that 5 a side goal up against the wall there. C'mon Richard, in the goal!! Lee - (Looks sheepish) Aw boss! Aidy - C'mon Richard! (Lee walks to the goal) Players - HOORAY! C'MON ****Y! RICHARD LEE....RICHARD LEE!! Aidy - (Places Ball, Walks back) Ok Ready Richard?! Lee - You'll never do it boss!! Aidy - (Commentates on self) 'Boothroyd steps up for the crucial penalty, this fine player, career cut tragically short by injury, but that injury to the general gain of football management..' (Moves forward, gives a shimmy and another shimmy) 'Oh he's still got it'. Players - G"WAN GAFFER SLOT IT! ...C"MON RICH! Aidy - (Stops) Richard what's the percentage mark up on a 'New Era Yankees' Baseball Cap? Lee - (Considers) Oh let me see, roughly 85% on the dealer price with... Aidy - (Slots home spot kick whilst Lee distracted) YEEESS, BOOTHROYD! (Runs around dressing room with track top pulled over his head). Players - DEDEDE-DEDA AIDY BOOTHROYD!! DEDEDE-DEDA AIDY BOOTHROYD!! Lee - Cheers guys, that's a big boost for the confidence! Aidy - Ok guys, a bit of fun!! Richard I know we can count on you tomorrow against the Wolves!!! C'mon 3pts guys!! Players - HOORAY!!
I don't log on to the site at work but always try and have a quick read - saw this and had to try and turn my laugh into a cough which failed :dismay: very good!
