Aidy's Teamtalk - Player Lottery Style

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Moose, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Was going to do a Player Lottery for old times sake. Thought it would be fun as there might be so many changes.

    How ever didn't have internet connection earlier, so couldn't do it. Feel free to try to predict tomorrow's team and I'll give some a bundle of 'orns to anyone who gets it spot on but in the meantime here's Aidy's teamtalk..

    Somewhere at the Vic

    Its time for Aidy’s teamtalk!

    Aidy – Right you lot! Gather round.

    Players Group

    Aidy – (To bearded man) Who are you?

    Eustace – I’m John.

    Aidy – Well look can you please p*ss off? I’m trying to do a teamtalk here. If you are looking for the mowers….

    Eustace – No I’m John Eustace. You signed me yesterday from Stoke!

    Aidy – Oh yes! Welcome John! Apologies, sometimes its hard to keep up with the names! Would you like to tell the team a bit about yourself and what you can do?

    Eustace – Well I can pass, create play…

    Players – (Blank Looks)

    Eustace – Err...break up play

    Aidy – Yes, Yes.

    Eustace – (Unsure what to say) I used to be captain at Stoke. I can point!

    Players and Staff – HOORAY! YOU'RE IN!!

    Aidy – John wasn’t our only transfer window deal. Please welcome Leigh Bromby. Leigh adds some much needed zip into our defence, clocking a full 2 seconds faster than Matt Jackson for the 100 metres dash!

    Malky – What’s Matt’s best time?

    Aidy – Two and a half weeks.

    Jackson – Oooh me lumbago!

    Aidy - We also made a few other signings. Lionel Ainsworth will be taking up the role of ‘Short winger who never gets a game’ and Collins John will in charge of ‘Sulking and generally throwing a strop’ now Marlon’s gone.

    Collins – Yesh. Tork to ze agent cors Collins nurt lishjurning!

    Aidy – Finally the arrival of Matt Sadler allows me to fulfil a promise on a key deliverable.

    Demerit – A dynamic purposeful left quarterback soccer player?

    Aidy – No a 3000% reduction in the level of slapheads in the first team!

    Stewart – I could have worn a wig!

    Aidy – Jay, as captain have you a word for our new recruits, something that sums up what it means to wear the yellow and be a hornet.

    Demerit – Gee, it’s about pride, having a never say die attitude,

    Aidy – Yes, anything else?

    Demerit – And a walloping big pay packet!!

    Aidy - (together)And talking of walloping!! Don't forget to HOOF!!
    Demerit – (together) HOOF!!
     
  2. hartvix

    hartvix Reservist

    Brilliant as always Moose :)
     
  3. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Classic moose! :]]
     
  4. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Excellent, very good! :]]

    The bit about Eustace was superb!!
     
  5. Tenhourslater™

    Tenhourslater™ The Late mod

    :]] quality
     
  6. nak108

    nak108 International Captain

    Good work Moose :]]

    Lee
    Mariappa,DeMerit,Bromby,Sadler
    Smith,Williamson,Eustace,McAnuff
    Ellington,Kabba

    Subs:poom,Doyley,O'Toole,Ainsworth,Henderson
     
  7. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    Quality. More.
     
  8. Evasive

    Evasive Requiescat in pace

    We want more, we want more!
     
  9. ccwfc

    ccwfc Reservist

    Great work Moose! :]]
     
  10. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    haha top notch moose!:]]:]]:]]
     
  11. krisvad

    krisvad Forum Viking

    Funny coz it's true. Thanks Moose, I've been missing those.

    And now the team:

    Lee

    Doyley
    Bromby
    Mariappa
    Sadler

    Smith
    Eustace
    Williamson
    MacAnuff

    Ellington
    Kabba

    Sub: Poom, John, O'Toole, Stewart, Ainsworth
     
  12. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    Moose, you have to do this every week

    And as you mentioned hte player lottery, i thik its worth reminding every one

    I won it , I won it , na na na na na !:]]
     
  13. Siggy

    Siggy Reservist

    Lee

    Doyley, DeMerit, Bromby, Sadler
    Eustace, Francis
    Smith, Ellington, Kabba, McAnuff


    Subs:poom, Mariappa, Williamson, Ainsworth, Henderson
     
  14. abryant141

    abryant141 Academy Graduate

  15. pauls yellow army

    pauls yellow army Reservist

    Great one Moose :]]:]]
    Bring back the player lottery

    Lee
    doyely, demerit, Bromby, Sadler
    Smith, Eustace, Williamson, Mucanuff
    Ellington, Henderson

    Subs
    Poom
    Marriappa
    Bang Bang
    O'Toole
    John
     
  16. cazgoodwin66

    cazgoodwin66 Forum Tall Person

  17. cazgoodwin66

    cazgoodwin66 Forum Tall Person

    Lee

    Sadler
    Demerit
    Bromby
    Marriappa

    Smith
    Eustace
    Williamson
    Macnuff

    Ellington
    Kabba

    Poom
    Stewart
    O'toole
    Priskin
    Bangura
     
  18. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Lee

    Doyley
    Demerit
    Bromby
    Sadler

    Smith
    Eustace
    Williamson
    Stewart

    Ellingtoin
    Kabba

    Subs:
    Henderson
    Poom
    McAnuff
    Bangura
    Jackson
     
  19. ccwfc

    ccwfc Reservist

    Lee

    Doyley
    Demerit
    Bromby
    Sadler

    Smith
    Eustace
    Williamson
    McAnuff

    Ellington
    Kabba

    Poom
    Stewart
    Ainsworth
    Bangura
    Priskin
     
  20. berkshirehorn

    berkshirehorn presumably I upset/disappointed someone

    never been the same since hameur, "bers, bers" left. great stuff moose.
     
  21. DIOS

    DIOS First Year Pro

    Lee

    Doyley
    Demerit
    Bromby
    Sadler

    Smith
    Eustace
    Francis
    McAnuff

    Ellington
    Kabba

    Poom
    Stewart
    O Toole
    Henderson
    John
     
  22. johnparrack

    johnparrack Reservist

    B-E-A-U-TIFUL...haven't laughed so much since our m8's up the road got turned over by Bournemouth (nice 1 the Cherries...skint but got more cash than L****:) Nice one Moose, more of the same please!

    Lee
    Doyley,DeMerit,Bromby,Sadler
    Smith,Williamson,Eustace,McAnuff
    Ellington,Kabba (deserves another go imo)

    Subs:poom,Mariappa,O'Toole,Ainsworth,Henderson
     
  23. Thailandtimmy

    Thailandtimmy Now In British Columbia!

    Moose at his best! Classic!!!

    Brilliant stuff Moose

    Lee

    Doyley
    Demerit
    Bromby
    Sadler

    Smith
    Eustace
    Francis
    McAnuff

    Ellington
    Kabba

    Poom
    Stewart
    O'Toole
    Henderson
    John
     
  24. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    Haha nice one Moose!

    Should start another one.

    Lee

    Sadler
    Demerit
    Bromby
    Doyley

    Muff
    Eustace
    Francis
    Smith

    Ellington
    Kabba

    Subs: Poom, Stewart, Bang Bang, Ainsworth, Priskin
     
  25. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Good one, Moose.
     
  26. hornetmaster

    hornetmaster Reservist

    Moose Lives!

    Very funny!

    I thought you were going to do a John (Eustace) Collns - Have you had 12 months a.w.o.l. routine.

    Love the bit about the `short winger to warm the bench`.

    Problem is that the reason it is so funny is that it is true.:]]
     
  27. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    get this going again for the last 10 games moose!!!!!!!!!!

    Lee

    Doyley, DeMerit, Bromby, Sadler
    Eustace, Francis
    Smith, Ellington, Kabba, McAnuff


    Subs:poom, Mariappa, Williamson, Ainsworth, Henderson
     

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