Was going to do a Player Lottery for old times sake. Thought it would be fun as there might be so many changes. How ever didn't have internet connection earlier, so couldn't do it. Feel free to try to predict tomorrow's team and I'll give some a bundle of 'orns to anyone who gets it spot on but in the meantime here's Aidy's teamtalk.. Somewhere at the Vic Its time for Aidy’s teamtalk! Aidy – Right you lot! Gather round. Players Group Aidy – (To bearded man) Who are you? Eustace – I’m John. Aidy – Well look can you please p*ss off? I’m trying to do a teamtalk here. If you are looking for the mowers…. Eustace – No I’m John Eustace. You signed me yesterday from Stoke! Aidy – Oh yes! Welcome John! Apologies, sometimes its hard to keep up with the names! Would you like to tell the team a bit about yourself and what you can do? Eustace – Well I can pass, create play… Players – (Blank Looks) Eustace – Err...break up play Aidy – Yes, Yes. Eustace – (Unsure what to say) I used to be captain at Stoke. I can point! Players and Staff – HOORAY! YOU'RE IN!! Aidy – John wasn’t our only transfer window deal. Please welcome Leigh Bromby. Leigh adds some much needed zip into our defence, clocking a full 2 seconds faster than Matt Jackson for the 100 metres dash! Malky – What’s Matt’s best time? Aidy – Two and a half weeks. Jackson – Oooh me lumbago! Aidy - We also made a few other signings. Lionel Ainsworth will be taking up the role of ‘Short winger who never gets a game’ and Collins John will in charge of ‘Sulking and generally throwing a strop’ now Marlon’s gone. Collins – Yesh. Tork to ze agent cors Collins nurt lishjurning! Aidy – Finally the arrival of Matt Sadler allows me to fulfil a promise on a key deliverable. Demerit – A dynamic purposeful left quarterback soccer player? Aidy – No a 3000% reduction in the level of slapheads in the first team! Stewart – I could have worn a wig! Aidy – Jay, as captain have you a word for our new recruits, something that sums up what it means to wear the yellow and be a hornet. Demerit – Gee, it’s about pride, having a never say die attitude, Aidy – Yes, anything else? Demerit – And a walloping big pay packet!! Aidy - (together)And talking of walloping!! Don't forget to HOOF!! Demerit – (together) HOOF!!
Good work Moose :]] Lee Mariappa,DeMerit,Bromby,Sadler Smith,Williamson,Eustace,McAnuff Ellington,Kabba Subsoom,Doyley,O'Toole,Ainsworth,Henderson
Funny coz it's true. Thanks Moose, I've been missing those. And now the team: Lee Doyley Bromby Mariappa Sadler Smith Eustace Williamson MacAnuff Ellington Kabba Sub: Poom, John, O'Toole, Stewart, Ainsworth
Moose, you have to do this every week And as you mentioned hte player lottery, i thik its worth reminding every one I won it , I won it , na na na na na !:]]
Lee Doyley, DeMerit, Bromby, Sadler Eustace, Francis Smith, Ellington, Kabba, McAnuff Subsoom, Mariappa, Williamson, Ainsworth, Henderson
Great one Moose :]]:]] Bring back the player lottery Lee doyely, demerit, Bromby, Sadler Smith, Eustace, Williamson, Mucanuff Ellington, Henderson Subs Poom Marriappa Bang Bang O'Toole John
Lee Sadler Demerit Bromby Marriappa Smith Eustace Williamson Macnuff Ellington Kabba Poom Stewart O'toole Priskin Bangura
Lee Doyley Demerit Bromby Sadler Smith Eustace Williamson Stewart Ellingtoin Kabba Subs: Henderson Poom McAnuff Bangura Jackson
Lee Doyley Demerit Bromby Sadler Smith Eustace Williamson McAnuff Ellington Kabba Poom Stewart Ainsworth Bangura Priskin
Lee Doyley Demerit Bromby Sadler Smith Eustace Francis McAnuff Ellington Kabba Poom Stewart O Toole Henderson John
B-E-A-U-TIFUL...haven't laughed so much since our m8's up the road got turned over by Bournemouth (nice 1 the Cherries...skint but got more cash than L**** Nice one Moose, more of the same please! Lee Doyley,DeMerit,Bromby,Sadler Smith,Williamson,Eustace,McAnuff Ellington,Kabba (deserves another go imo) Subsoom,Mariappa,O'Toole,Ainsworth,Henderson
Moose at his best! Classic!!! Brilliant stuff Moose Lee Doyley Demerit Bromby Sadler Smith Eustace Francis McAnuff Ellington Kabba Poom Stewart O'Toole Henderson John
Haha nice one Moose! Should start another one. Lee Sadler Demerit Bromby Doyley Muff Eustace Francis Smith Ellington Kabba Subs: Poom, Stewart, Bang Bang, Ainsworth, Priskin
Moose Lives! Very funny! I thought you were going to do a John (Eustace) Collns - Have you had 12 months a.w.o.l. routine. Love the bit about the `short winger to warm the bench`. Problem is that the reason it is so funny is that it is true.:]]
get this going again for the last 10 games moose!!!!!!!!!! Lee Doyley, DeMerit, Bromby, Sadler Eustace, Francis Smith, Ellington, Kabba, McAnuff Subsoom, Mariappa, Williamson, Ainsworth, Henderson