[CONFIRMED] Aidan Coyne

https://perthglory.com.au/news/young-defender-signs-for-watford

18 year old CB from Perth Glory. One year contract, dual citizenship so no WP issues, no transfer fee from the looks of it so looks to be pretty low risk.

Not much to go on stats wise as he only played in 5 games but here they are anyway

 

Naruto? うずまき ナルト

 

I remember seeing Griffiths playing once. Don't remember how he did.

 

His dads a scummer!!!

 

Sadly I cant find a player called Anime. The best we have is this lot https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/schnellsuche/ergebnis/schnellsuche?query=anime

 

Nope. Sorry.

 

What, you don't know everyone in Australia?

 

Everyone but this fella I'm afraid.

 

What are the chances eh?

 

According to Transfrmkt he was born in Lootown. Maybe that's why sydney_horn has never heard of him, he was born in some tin-pot northern town in Bedfordshire.

 

Short term fodder for the u23s or whatever they are these days. Seems like we didn't scout him, he came over to England to tried his luck to see if he could get a contract with a few teams and we're the ones that think he's worth a year. Having said that, think that's the path that Richard Johnson took too so you never know!

Who remembers our other two Australian academy hotshots from recent years?

Panos Armenakas - currently in the 2nd tier of Danish football
Xane Zainedinne - despite the reports that he was being watched by Real Madrid seems to have never played a game of professional football

 

I've got a mate who watches Perth Glory so have asked his opinion. Says he knows @sydney_horn!!

 

His dad played over 200 games for them!

 

Aiden Coyne knows @sydney_horn?

 

By a strange quirk of fate, is now required to get his father’s gun and shoot his father. Very Oedipal.

 

Yeah. Baffling really that @sydney_horn denied it. The evidence is overwhelming at this point.

 

Oh that A Coyne.! Yeah I know him by his nickname...Tuppence.

Of course I know everyone in Oz. It's like a village and Tuppence is the scummy village idiot.

 

I’ve heard that he can flip quite easily and don’t expect that to change. On the plus side he heads a lot and can turn on a sixpence.

Bases his game on Darren Purse.

 

This is bang on the money

 

I’m sure there’s a bunch of puns going on here, but can’t work it out for love nor money.

 

Looks like another case of money for nothing while our finances are in dire straits.

 

What I'd do for a local hero...

 

You mean someone who really cares for the club and would put love over gold ?

 

Keep working on it, eventually the penny will drop.

 

Yen Foster

Matty Cash
Aidan Coyne
Darren Purse
Bruno N’Zloty

Joe Lolly
Euro Tielemans
Quinton Fortune
Dough Cole

Ismoolah Sarr
David Bullion

 

Dinah Zoff, Franc Leboeuf and Florin Andone on the bench ?

 

Djed Pence

 

Slaven Billsic

 

Joel Roubles, Jesus Koruna and Raheem Sterling to join them?

 

Domingos Kina
Yuan Thomas
Mark Falco
Ruble Neves
Joey Bahton

 

I had been wondering what footballers called Ewan/Euan there are!