I cheated and looked it up to find the opening line, but see if you can keep this going wthout looking it up, you've heard it so many times....what comes next.....then the next person try and remember the next bit and so on.... "...Knockaert, who won it, scores it, Leicester city go to Wembley and its the end for Watford..."
"Oh no! Watford are about to score but I can see from the look in their eyes that they're going to bottle it at Wembley by producing an insipid performance."
The flare lights up the rookery. Kasabian sneak out the Vic Road end. My wife's dragging me along to see them live in June, in Lesta. The fookin ****3r5. Fookin hate em. Fookin Lesta supporting tvvats.
'Now here come Watford. Fabbrini. Oh and he's slipped and that's the end of that attack.' (2014 Fabbrini Remix)
Not possible. Derby were relegated with 11 points; Palace already have 20. Cardiff are bottom and still have more than 11 points.
Not to mention that Palace will probably stay up. Pulis has never got relegated and with the progress he's made at palace so far he ain't gonna ruin that record