Adaptations For Mr Rogers Please:

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by brinnyboy1985, Jun 15, 2009.

  1. brinnyboy1985

    brinnyboy1985 First Year Pro

    Song Doing The Rounds For Ronaldo:

    you put your transfer in,
    you put your transfer out,
    in out in out and ***** your club about,
    you do the christiano and change your mind,
    thats what its all about,
    ohh Ronaldo is a w*nker,
    ohh Ronaldo is a w*nker
    ohh Ronaldo is a w*nker
    Knees bent arms stretched DIVE,DIVE DIVE

    Who can come up with the best Rogers version?
     
  2. north wales yellow

    north wales yellow Reservist

    you put your integrity in,
    you pull your integrity out,
    in out in out and ***** your club about,
    you do the Buck and change your mind,
    thats what its all about,
    ohh Buck is a w*nker,
    ohh Buck is a w*nker
    ohh Buck is a w*nker
    Knees bent arms stretched Malky, Malky, Malky
     
  3. Boycie

    Boycie Academy Graduate

    I think that you both need to get out more often.
     
  4. Hornet36

    Hornet36 Reservist

    :sign15::sign15::sign15:
    yes u both do need to get out more but what gr8 songs
     
  5. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    I think they just need to get out once to start with, don't need to rush it
     
  6. His Royal Hornet

    His Royal Hornet Top Quality Banter

    I like it, I think it should be the new song next season.
     
  7. orns4life

    orns4life Squad Player

    really? half of the bits 'edited in' don't even fit.
     
  8. kingjames77

    kingjames77 Squad Player

    you put integrity in,
    you pull integrity out,
    in out in out you ***** your club about,
    you do the Buck Rodgers and change your mind,
    thats what its all about,
    ohh Brenda is a w*nker,
    ohh Brenda is a w*nker
    ohh Brenda is a w*nker
    Knees bent arms stretched LIAR LIAR LIAR!!

    Thats better IMO
     
  9. north wales yellow

    north wales yellow Reservist

    Much better :sign15::sign15::sign15:
     
  10. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Or perhaps change 'Liar Liar Liar' to 'c**t c**t c**t'
     
  11. Lord Snooty

    Lord Snooty Academy Graduate

    "Knees bent arms stretched LIAR LIAR LIAR!!"

    Could be,

    Knees bent arms stretched for more cash!!
     
  12. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    What the one i've had on my signature since yesterday?
     
  13. Chumbo

    Chumbo First Year Pro

    When Brendan was just a little man,
    He asked his mother what should he do?
    Should he be Watford or should he be Reading
    Heres what she said to him
    Readings where your from
    Now go lick Jose's bum
    We know you find that fun
    We know you find that fun
     
  14. brinnyboy1985

    brinnyboy1985 First Year Pro

    Says the man with 1750 posts ;)......just keep your opinions to yourself please and let me get back to my multiscreen Call of Duty 7 death match.
     
  15. Jelboy

    Jelboy Reservist

    Rodgers was a Pet Shop Boy

    From their 1993 Shameless (b-side single):

    I know what you think
    It's clear as mud in your eyes
    I'm the plastic poseur and prostitute
    You've obviously come to despise

    But you don't know nothing
    You're not hot enough to matter
    You don't understand it's the glamorous life
    A dream that no one can shatter

    I'm shameless
    I will do anything
    To get my fifteen minutes of fame
    I have no integrity
    I'm ready to crawl
    To obtain celebrity
    I'll do anything at all

    I'm ambitious
    Believe me, I'm going to be big
    I'm a slave to glamour
    Applause and clamour
    My make-up, my wardrobe, my wigs

    Don't call me pathetic
    I'm harder than you'll ever guess
    Relentlessly tough, for when the going gets rough
    The tough get their picture in the press

    I'm shameless
    I will do anything
    To get my fifteen minutes of fame
    I have no integrity
    I'm ready to crawl
    To obtain celebrity
    I'll do anything at all

    Tell me you love me
    Admit it, you're really impressed
    Would it not amuse you
    For me to seduce you
    Have you ever seen me undressed?

    I'm shameless
    I will do anything
    To get my fifteen minutes of fame
    I have no integrity
    I'm ready to crawl
    To obtain celebrity
    I'll do anything at all


    I'm shameless
    I will do anything
    To get my fifteen minutes of fame
    I have no integrity
    I'm ready to crawl to obtain celebrity
    I'll do anything
    With anyone
    Go absolutely anywhere
    For anything
    At all

    Slightly edited of course...
     
  16. nascot

    nascot First Team



    Catchy....
     
  17. Layton

    Layton First Team


    If you get dumped in the future is there a chance youd kill yourself ?
     
  18. Golden

    Golden Academy Graduate

    If you want a Rodgers Chant how about this!

    Some People think we're Rodgered
    But I just think we're Free
    Man I'm just living my life
    We're better with Malky
    Some people leave for thrills but I just think we're free
    Man I'm just living my life
    We're better with malky
     
  19. brinnyboy1985

    brinnyboy1985 First Year Pro

    Na Mrs Leighton would never do that to me :sign6:
     
  20. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    Love it
     
  21. Layton

    Layton First Team

    Cringeworthy
     
  22. jpROOKERYwfc

    jpROOKERYwfc Squad Player

    you should put this on the 606 message boards, thats all they ever talk about on there.
     
  23. Curly_WFC

    Curly_WFC Academy Graduate

    Please can we have a few more "yellow army.....yellow army" this season, I think it definately dropped off....Its the wife personal fav as she knows all the words!

    And "Malky McKays Taylor Made Army" obviously - sure that will re-appear for the umptenth time.

    Or we can sing "are you watching L**ton Town" as Im sure they will have nothing else to watch as Blue Square is not even on Setender!!!


    Cheque Please....
     
  24. touching cloth

    touching cloth Forum Gynocologyst

    You put just 7 months in,
    then took Frank Lampard out,
    Dean Austin too,
    what the fu(k's it all about,
    You're sha66ing John Madjetski,
    and Cilla Black the trout,
    that's what it's all about.....
    Oh...Rodgers is a w@nker.....etc
     
  25. Spud

    Spud Squad Player

    Love it !!! Gotta be the new song for next season.
     
  26. 'sham 'orn

    'sham 'orn Academy Graduate

    Rooodgers where ever he maybe, he aint got no integrity.
    So now we sing for Malky
    Rodgers is a c**t with no honesty
    Clap.. clap.. clap clap clap...clap clap clap Malky repeat until bored or someone starts yellow army
     
  27. brinnyboy1985

    brinnyboy1985 First Year Pro

    Love it...with abit of tweeking i suggest

    You put 7 months in,
    then took Lampard out
    Austin went too just to fu(k us all about
    Your shagging John Madjeki
    With two dildos up your bum
    Thats what your all about
    Oh Rogers is a w@nker etc
     
  28. Smithy

    Smithy Moderator Staff Member

    :]]
     
  29. wiltshirehornet

    wiltshirehornet Academy Graduate

    Rodgers is a w***er repeat

    Judas repeat

    Yellow toothed w***er
    Youre just a yellow toothed w***er

    Stick your f****** Rodgers up your ar*e, repeat then sideways

    Oh Judas Scum is full of sh**( same tune as Luton Town is full of sh*t)
     
  30. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    cheer up Brendan Rodgers
    Oh what can you be
    you're a (pause) lying b@stard
    with no integ-rity
     
  31. blahblahblah

    blahblahblah Reservist

    to the tune of cheer up Peter Reid ...

    F**k off Brendan Rodgers
    You’re a lying c**t
    You can ...
    F**k off to Reading and their
    S**t football team
     
  32. JK HORNET

    JK HORNET Reservist

    My favourite one so far
     
  33. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Dont you just love it when people make up football chants with words that cant possibly fit into the tune they are meant for :]]
     
  34. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    :sign15::sign15::sign15:

    And it's even better when they give us the words without a suggested tune to sing it to :forehead:
     
  35. bracknellhornet

    bracknellhornet Reservist

    thats got to be the best because it is simple and the words actually fit!
     

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