[SOLD] Abdoulaye Doucoure

We shifted Earth, Wind and Fire to get this deal done

 

The account @ismaildoucoure put it up, deleted it then tweeted it again once the official twitter feed put up the teaser video saying 'five more years'.

 

FML he'll be gone just before 8:30 tonight

 

Official

https://www.watfordfc.com/teams/first-team/official-new-deal-doucoure

 

Best news we will get this summer.

 

Yeeeeee. We're on our waaaayyy, we're onn our wayyy

 

Excellent news. We're going into a new season having not replaced our manager and having tied down our best player to long-term deal. Injuries aside, the most settled Watford FC has been going into a season under the Pozzos?

 

Brilliant news that's put a smile on my face . We needed some good Watford fc related news !

 

...should’ve replaced the manager though.

 

Fantastic news! Hope he is fit in time for the Brighton game

 

With who?

 

Great news, stating the bleedin but we have got a cracking midfield when all fit.

 

My hard on is still going strong.

News like this is better than Viagra

 

Make him captain now.

 

The optimist in me says this is the first announcement of several to happen before the game on Saturday.
Vicarage Road will have a feel good factor about it and we're all filled with hope leading into the Brighton game the following week.

The pessimist in me says that's it, no more incomings and Doucoure will get injured against Sampdoria after the announcement of Hughes being sold to Bournemouth for £3.5m has filtered through the Elton John & Graham Taylor stands at 3:09pm.

 

Good to get it done by September

 

Zomg, his whole upper body and head have fallen off!! I'm expecting at least 2 months out on the treatment table for this one fml.

 

Man at Esso says Doucoure is about to sign a new contract.

 

Wonderland !!

 

Staying at Derby mate.

 

"Watford FC are delighted", however Doucoure looks devastated...

 

You. Me. Anyone?

 

This is when pretending to be ITK bites you in the arse and it becomes embarrassing

 

Nah, that’s just Troy’s bra size.

 

Tick VG

 

Brilliant news.

If he scores the winner against Everton this season I'll streak

 

Just headed over to that Everton board to see how they’ve taken the news. Few comments that they never wanted him (just have to go about 2 pages back from those comments to see they’re utter horse**** mind) but mainly most of them are too busy masturbating furiously about signing Dembele AND Alderweireld from Spurs in some mythical deal that is never happening.

A totally different breed.

 

Our squad needs serious trimming

 

Shame he was **** for the 2nd half of the season. He's the new capoue

 

You're obsessed mate.

 

Good news!

 

With?

 

Doucoure's coming home, he's coming home.