A very wet drought

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Cthulhu, Apr 25, 2012.

  1. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Good then my work here is done
     
  2. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    If you link them at the bottom you only need the one tap.

    Mine are linked at the top, this way I can have a decent flow due to pressure for longer.

    The two cover the back of the house and for £20 each considering I am on a water meter will save money in the long run as I use them to water my veggie patch.

    I don't wash the meistermobile, the rain does that for me and if I tried to polish it the cloth would probably go straight through the rust spots.
     
  3. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Get one of these and fit it at the same height as the top of the butt.

    http://www.wickes.co.uk/invt/543003

    If you've already got one then take it apart and check it and the gutters & downpipe for leaves & moss.
     
  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I don't have a water butt, so during the ban, I'm just watering my garden and washing the car with Evian.
     
  5. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Buy water from France, they have loads to spare.
     
  6. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser

    SPC alert ;)
     
  7. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Topgolf is awesome tbf. It's on the other side of the county for me, but good fun nonetheless and when I'm going to St Albans its worth going the extra way.
     
  8. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    I have 3 water butts. Two are connected like Meisters, and one sits down by a shed at the bottom of the garden. The main 2 were emptied before Winter, and I connected them up to the house guttering in March. One good nights rain filled them up completely!

    Being on a water meter means I watch what we use, environmental stuff doesn't enter the equation.
     
  9. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Even though I disagree with you on this 'rich elite' conspiracy, wouldn't you want to save money in the long term by getting a water butt? Unless of course a lack of garden space means you can't fit one in.
     
  10. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Not on a meter thank good. Thinking about a butt though for convenience sake
     
  11. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Back of envelope calculations:

    The average cost for water 06/07 was 0.19p per litre on a meter in the UK (according to Uswitch). Lets round that up to 0.25p for inflation.

    Your standard 200 Litre water butt saves you 50p per refill. at £30 odd quid to buy that's 60 fills before it's made it's money back. Would take a few years to make economic sense I reckon.

    With the size of my roof and the rate the butts fill, I reckon it took me 3 years to make my money back, not to mention that rain water has got to be better for my parsnips than tap.
     
  12. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

  13. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Not likely. There is enough water there to last Africa alone, at current projected population growth levels for a few decades. They wont have much to give away. Better we keep the Welsh and the Scots and build some big pipes.
     
  14. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    I had a Taylormade Driver break at Top Golf and the head flew into one of the holes. I asked the people behind the reception desk that if they recovered it they would contact me and give it back. I am still waiting for the call 5 months down the line.
     
  15. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Yeah, but they've got enough oil to do some good on their own continent as well, and that hasn't stopped them selling it abroad instead. Give an African head of state the choice between water for himself and lots of dollars, or water for the people and no dollars, then see which one is picked. Assuming this hypothetical world in which water is the driving force behind economies actually exists!
     
  16. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    I've got a golf day next week, so tonight I went for some practice as I haven't played for a while. Top Golf and Bushey driving range are similar distances from me, but I picked Bushey because Top Golf is a bit too pricey and last time I went there I had to pay to register for a year which grated a bit. However, Bushey driving range was a disaster zone with closed bays and too many golfers. £3 for 60 balls is is good value, but the bay I eventually got was just cr*p. Their putting green was poor as well.

    Shirty, do me a deal at Top Golf.
     
  17. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    How about a deal on a Taylormade driver.
     
  18. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    My Wilson clubs are great thanks Birdy, no more required.
     
  19. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Malthus will have the last laugh. Science can only go so far to supplement agriculture, particularly one that is so dependent on petrochemicals and a stable climate.

    Britain is overpopulated. Thw planet is overpopulated. The general environment and wildlife across the globe are paying the price. Perhaps you'd like to try eating, drinking and breathing money in the future.
     
  20. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Well done for not thinking and swallowing the while environment "theory" whole. Where is your proof?
     
  21. 352

    352 Moderator

    I thought you weren't a big fan of science...?
     
  22. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    I should bloody hope he is, ain't he a doctor!
     
  23. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    ....so was Hannibal Lecter!
     

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