A respectful plea to those travelling to Hull tonight

With free coaches and a larger than usual away following, I hope our supporters conduct themselves in a dignified fashion tonight at Hull, a city famous for being scummy. I hope to hear none of the primitive chanting that typifies football fans from less affluent parts of the country. Leave that to the Hull people, please.

Please remember that you are representing not just Watford Football Club, but your actions reflect on the entire area. Whatever the result, hold your heads up high and behave with dignity and reserve.

Thank you.

Regards.

Richard.

 

Richard, rest assured, I shall be in attendance and will do my utmost to restrain our more boisterous youngsters and, make no mistake, I WILL alert the local stewards if any young scounderels lower our high moral standards by resorting to tribalistic chanting. Regards Onslow (aka Charles).

 

I'm playing my part in preserving our local reputation by staying at home.

 

Have I missed something here?

Are we likely to disgrace ourselves because of the number of fans travelling & the fact we're going to an economically deprived area? Because if that's the case, the 6,000 hooligans who travelled the Manchester need to be hung, drawn & quartered. Going on Richard's reasoning at least.

Give me a break.

 

Kind Sir,

Rest assured, I will ensure our contingent behave in a most respective way.

It would be childish and somewhat rather unsavoury to make light of their plight, it isn't their fault that they live in such squalid conditions, there but for the grace of god.... etc.

We will I am sure behave with dignity - especially after the fifth goal has entered their net - references to singing when fishing will not be made (too loudly)!

Yours most sincerely,

 

Who the hell do u think you are. sod off you fool.

 

To those taking the OP seriously. :whoosh:

 

I hope anyone who misbehaves gets a very very bad headache

 

Is this thread a wind up. Usual than larger away support?! 1000?!! You snobby, patronising, sanctimonious drip.

 

erm....

 

School holidays isn't it? Not the OP, just some of the responses - tumbleweed!

 

If you are from Moor Park, you would not use the word 'scummy'.

C- ; must do better.

 

Next up are the three Billy Goat's Gruff

 

I'd bet money that MPH has shown Meridensi his fat **** at a bus stop.

 

:sick1:

 

Fat boob, moog, fat boob!

 

I'm sure the travelling fans will behave impeccably and sit in absolute silence like always.

 

God Willing.

 

As ever m8. Nothing happens without the blessing of Allah.

 

Have tried inviting the natives to partake in a jug of pimms but they don't seem over keen and, merely hurle abuse we therefore felt obliged to wave rolls of £50 notes at them purely offer support to the poor unfortunates.

Can only therefore come to the conclusion that dignified behavior falls on deaf ears so back to the bev and give it large to the Northern numpties, all the more so when we stuff em tonight.

I hope the above doesn't offend your Moor Park sensitivities but I'm sure you'll enjoy your game of bridge and leave the footy to the rest of us.

 

Do you think Hull have 'Harrogate Tiger'?

 

Stay away from the poor people if possible, they all have scurvy.

 

I swear man shut it, innit.

 

Must be a wind up this ! I guess by referring to Hull as scummy he means that it's not full of golf playing,horse riding, Tory voting ******s who think England was made for them (like Moor Park).

 

Inappropriate Moog.








There are no bus stops in Moor Park.

 

What I find amusing is one of them is wearing a berghaus jacket. Is he going rambling?

 

Would suggest that Orns avoid the Silver Cod boozer near the ground from past experience not very welcoming in the city the New Clarence does a decent pint and is where we are currently camped out.

 

Any infringements of "The gentleman's code for carriage travel to and from association football contests (amateur or professional) and behaviour within the sporting arena, public houses or it's environs" will be met with the force of law of the gentleman supporter.

You can retire to your drawing room after your usual five course dinner to enjoy cigars, brandy & and a gentle round of whist safe in the knowledge any ruffians or vagabonds will be restrained in suitable fashion.