Things you hate III

Rescue? ..... it was reserving a parking spot for it's mate and you fcked it up!

 

You should have just killed it as it's a Canada Goose and on a general licence. It's been reported that the breast meat minced is good in burgers and bolognaise type pasta sauces,

 

TBF, hunting foxes with hounds is against the law.

So if they were ordered to pay only £19.5K in costs - how does this equate to £327k?

 

As I posted, they are not perfect but the good outweighs the bad.

I'm not a big fan of foxes, but what would you do if you saw a bunch of (dare I say it) chavs, torturing a fox with the help their bull terriers. I suspect you might want something done about it.

 

Their behaviour in this example and the one posted by Optimistic was pretty crappy though wasn't it? Especially as they used the contact information to try to get money. Unless of course you think I've made this yarn up!

Imagine the calling the fire brigade and getting a similar response!

'I can smell burning'
'Can you see fire'
'No but it's a very strong smell and there's an alarm beeping'
'Hmmm, go in and have a look around'
'I'm a bit worried, can you come out'
'Oh no, we don't do that until you're sure the building is on fire'

Then they come around rattling the Christmas tip tin!

 

You did well not to approach it, they'll break your arm.

 

In my footballing days I was often referred to as a donkey, do you think this'll count towards the inheritance?

 

... if you have twiglets for arms they might

 

Well Swans can. They are one of the most dangerous creatures along with the badger. FACT.

Oh and I like Twiglets
http://www.theswansanctuary.org.uk/general-information/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17736292

 

"If a wing in full span and velocity were to hit a weak-boned person (such as a child or an elderly person) then it is theoretically possible. In reality it is almost unheard of and is never used as a form of attack as swans are a defensive bird. The only time they become aggressive is when they are protecting their nesting ground or cygnets when they will chase off intruders, be they other swans, geese or humans who get too close."

Well that's a load of rubbish ...they also get aggressive when you punch them for nicking your bait

 

What about the BBC article then? That evil swan killed a man who was actually protecting it from the even more evil geese.

Secondly, swan vs badger. Who wins?

 

I think I saw that, Tchaikovsky wasn't it?

 

Slightly different scenario but I'm not going to argue. I just happen to think that the RSPCA is a good charity, while you don't. I never think people make up anecdotes; I just think they're not worth basing my opinion on.

 

My son asks me a couple of these questions every single day. "What would win daddy, a scorpion or a lobster?" "Lobster because it has a hard shell". "Nope it's an electric scorpion". He's 4.

(Badger by the way)

 

reminds me of the character on BWL that used to keep a FIERCE badger in his garden shed to guard his stash of verynastyporn

 

I remember, I wonder how many of those BigWatfordLovers are on this forum?

 

thanks.

10 likes and I'll, oh never mind!

 

Badger badger badger was a staple of BWL

 

A thin, un-frothed, semi skimmed, gluten free, caramelised, de-caff, Cappuccino.

Just drink ******* water

 

Small people

 

People who are walking along in crowded places and then just stop

 

Agree. Happened to me on Friday between tube lines. Guy in front just stopped dead for no reason and without warning and I pretty much mounted him.

 

I love people who post off topic.

 

Ying and yang.

Last night went out to a party so took enough cash for me and Mrs Diamond to drink merrily. Got there and it was a free bar!
Got home and Mrs Diamond dropped her phone down the toilet!

 

Hurricanes.

 

Houston, you have a problem?

 

Wind chimes

 

Wind chimes during a hurricane.

 

Air fresheners.
If your room stinks bloody well clean it.