Things you hate III

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Otter, Dec 11, 2015.

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  1. CYHSYF

    CYHSYF Academy Graduate

    I work for a German firm and before I pitched up they would routinely send out English language brochures featuring '**** plugs' instead of stopcocks, fark knows what the customers thought
     
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Amen! Amen brother! If you touch a door handle on the Rookery toilets you're effectively touching a couple of thousand ****s. Disgusting
     
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  3. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I wonder what they call an end stop. A butt plug?
     
  4. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    People who listen to music too loudly on the train.

    To elaborate on that, people who listen to ****** chart music in the train. It's on the radio all the ducking time, you can't escape it. Can you REALLY not think of something more interesting to listen to than what's already out there 24/7?
     
  5. rochdale away

    rochdale away Reservist

    Arsenal, I bloody hate them. Their arrogant,thuggish, horrible supporters. Their po faced lemon sucking manager and their condescending belittling of clubs they think don't deserve to be on the same pitch. Sky's utter sycophancy (we'll get the same tomorrow) to the 'big' clubs.....come on Leicester!!!
     
  6. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    'Renewal of vow' ceremonies.

    WTF?? Why is this a thing nowadays? Your marriage vows are for life! You don't need to renew them like your monthly oyster travelcard!

    It's literally an excuse for a lavish party, and nothing more.
     
  7. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    That 'sink', as you call it, is that not just a urinal for freakishly tall people?
     
  8. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

    Or to inadvertently tell people you've had marriage problems & are working it out.
     
  9. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Hold music;

    Ok an obvious one, but seriously, why does a company who wanted my business so understaff their call centre to ensure that it takes a minimum of 20-30 minutes at any time of day, to answer my call? It's utterly disrespectful and suggests that they consider my time to have no value.

    What's more annoying is that they pipe out some music, but you get a 10 second burst, then that quitening, interference sound which makes you think you might've been cut off and then you get a hypocritical recording saying that my call is important. 1. If it's important then hire enough people to answer it and train and pay them properly. 2. Stop ******* telling me. If I'm stuck for 40 minutes listening to 1 Direction on a loop, it is not made any better by 80 lying statements about your commitment to customers, which is disapproved by the current call.
     
  10. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Also eternity rings. I mean, you fork out a shed load of money on engagement and wedding rings, and then are expected to shell out similar amounts for another ring after 10 or so years or a baby is born.

    Total marketing bullcarp to force more money out of us poor husbands!!!
     
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  11. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Please all take note. FB_IMG_1502730110734.jpg
     
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  12. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player


    You need to take yourself fewer seriously.
     
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  14. kVA

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    kVA Reservist

     
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    Keighley First Team

  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Sports direct. Not worth the stress and lack of service to save £10 on trainers. I had 120 quid's worth to buy but just had to leave before my anxiety levels gave me a breakdown.

    Will go to runner's world or similar and avoid the boot sale hassle.
     
  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    My wife picks up on this all the time to the point that I can't help but get it wrong now due to initially trying to annoy her.
     
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  19. MarlonsCellMate

    MarlonsCellMate Reservist

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  20. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    You can't have one or two monies, in that sense you can't count it.
    So less money.
    Fewer pounds or euros as you can have one euro or two pounds.
     
  21. Dusbero

    Dusbero First Year Pro

    I couldn't give fewer ****s.
     
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  22. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    The fewer spotted woodpecker

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  23. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    That's not spotted at all
     
  24. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Well Otter managed to spot it OK and photograph it. Can'tsee why they say there are lesser around nowadays
     
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  25. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

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  27. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    Hoban getting injured every 5 months.
     
  28. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Don't worry - this time he won't get injured again for about 8 to 12 months.
     
  29. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

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  30. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    And on the same note.... Stretched ears.

    Just why? OK a small couple of mm hole looks OK, anything larger and you're committed for life or surgery to repair it. Apologies to anyone on here with them but I just don't get it.
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    Looks OK, wouldn't go any bigger. In fact I quite like this.

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    Ruined
     
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  31. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Provides an extra hole I 'spose
     
  32. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    He's a looker too. Dunno about wearing a hat, he should wear a scarf to cover that freakish thing. I bet he's covered in twatoos too
     
  33. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    The only benefits I can think of the nose piercing, is being able to smoke an extra cigarette at the same time or being able to clear the tubes extra quickly when suffering from a cold.
     
  34. ST1968

    ST1968 First Year Pro

    People who think it's acceptable to publicly correct grammatical errors (or perceived errors - sometime they get it badly wrong) on messageboards.

    The arrogance of it gets right up my nose.

    Apologies in advance for any grammatical errors in this post.
     
  35. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I think you probably need a comma after advance.
     
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