The Official Simms Uni Thread part II

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Nov 13, 2012.

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  1. fan

    fan slow toaster

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    I think there is a wealth of evidence to here to suggest your saracasm is misplaced
     
    fan, Jun 1, 2014
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  2. Jellyman

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    Unfortunately, Simms now has severe muscle imbalance and won't be able to go again until he's had a full Sannino pre-season.
     
    Jellyman, Jun 1, 2014
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  3. TheDon

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    Well I'll be damned. How long you last simbo? 2 minutes?
     
    TheDon, Jun 1, 2014
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    Would beat my first time so I'm not judging. Well played Simms, surprised how calm you seem about all of this! What's she like then? Fair play for getting into the relationship even if it is slightly on the fast side, think it took me a good 3 months of dating to get my current girlfriend so think you've done something right.
     
    YellowKicks, Jun 1, 2014
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    How I'm feeling right now...

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    Diamond, Jun 1, 2014
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  6. blahblahblah

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    Well done Simms!

    Everyone in Cobham is delighted, especially those that attended the all-night vigil held in your name at St Andrew's Church.

    Much love.
     
    blahblahblah, Jun 1, 2014
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  7. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

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    Outstanding work Simmsy. You've done the forum proud.
     
    luke_golden, Jun 1, 2014
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  8. TheDon

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    So. Who gets their own thread next?
     
    TheDon, Jun 1, 2014
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  9. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

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    Bit harsh.
     
    El distraído, Jun 1, 2014
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  10. magyarorszag

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    i wonder if the flood gates will open now for simms and he'll find another 5 girls by xmas
     
    magyarorszag, Jun 1, 2014
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  11. lm_wfc

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    [​IMG]

    Thanks for sharing in this thread, imagine this will be closed and deleted before she finds it :(
     
    lm_wfc, Jun 2, 2014
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  12. JH93

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    I'm happy for Simms, but at the same time I'm a bit disappointed that this is over.
     
    JH93, Jun 2, 2014
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  13. magyarorszag

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    was a bit of an anti climax. simms we need a summary of events. can't just end it like this!
     
    magyarorszag, Jun 2, 2014
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  14. CarlosKickaballs

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    CarlosKickaballs, Jun 2, 2014
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    About bloody time but well done Simba! I honestly didn't think it would ever happen.
     
    jon_e_lee, Jun 2, 2014
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    I honestly didn't think it would ever happen. I feel empty now I have nothing to complain about.:naughty:
     
    simms, Jun 2, 2014
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    I tried it. Don't recommend it. Bloody painful.
     
    wfcmoog, Jun 2, 2014
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    I'm perfectly happy knowing no more details than we already know.
     
    JH93, Jun 2, 2014
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  19. El distraído

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    Anyone just watched the latest episode of a game of thrones?

    Even though I knew it was coming (I've read the books) I was still physically shocked. Not so much so because I loved Oberyn as a character, because I did, but because his death was just so ****ing brutal and utterly savage. His shrieks of pain were actually quite disturbing. That, along with the Red Wedding is another scene I'll never be able to watch again. Nasty, nasty stuff.
     
    El distraído, Jun 2, 2014
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  20. TheDon

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    So what's the next challenge we can set simms?

    Have an affair and have neither of them know about each other?

    Threesome?
     
    TheDon, Jun 2, 2014
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  21. AshdonWFC

    AshdonWFC Prediction League Champion 2011/12

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    Good work Simms! Congratulations!

    My forecast: That he now goes on to become a serial womaniser over the next couple of years.
     
    AshdonWFC, Jun 2, 2014
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    Worrying if true...
     
    Daft Row, Jun 2, 2014
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    DId you mean to post this in the tv series thread? Anyway I agree, I knew it was coming but still shocking.
     
    simms, Jun 2, 2014
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  24. GoingDown

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    Next thread, 'The Official Simms dealing with an unexpected pregnancy Episode 1 - A New Hope'.
     
    GoingDown, Jun 2, 2014
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  25. Optimistichornet

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    mmmm very worrying.
     
    Optimistichornet, Jun 3, 2014
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    I would like to take some of the plaudits for this event - Simms, I'll let you tell them....
     
    Legskeattch, Jun 4, 2014
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    Ok fine. Legskeattch is a pimp who hooked me up.

    But really I was wearing one of his t-shirts that night, so props to him!
     
    simms, Jun 4, 2014
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    You dirty little perverts.
     
    352, Jun 4, 2014
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    Did you wear it the whole night? You might not want your t-shirt back.
     
    lm_wfc, Jun 4, 2014
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    [video=youtube_share;W5SI0BByyFE]http://youtu.be/W5SI0BByyFE[/video]
     
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    I miss this thread
     
    TheDon, Dec 25, 2015
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  32. Otter

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    This ended just before I joined this forum, over the last few days I skimmed through most of both threads. A very entertaining read in places.

    But it's been 18 months now, what's Simms been up to since??
     
    Otter, Dec 30, 2015
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    What happened in the toilet in your first year simms??
     
    GoldenBoySedge, Dec 30, 2015
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    Yeah Simms, lets have an update.....
     
    Cassetti's Beard, Dec 30, 2015
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    How funny would it be if simms got an STD
     
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