The Official Simms Uni Thread part II

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. fan

    fan slow toaster

    I think there is a wealth of evidence to here to suggest your saracasm is misplaced
     
  2. Jellyman

    Jellyman Squad Player

    Unfortunately, Simms now has severe muscle imbalance and won't be able to go again until he's had a full Sannino pre-season.
     
  3. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    Well I'll be damned. How long you last simbo? 2 minutes?
     
  4. YellowKicks

    YellowKicks Squad Player

    Would beat my first time so I'm not judging. Well played Simms, surprised how calm you seem about all of this! What's she like then? Fair play for getting into the relationship even if it is slightly on the fast side, think it took me a good 3 months of dating to get my current girlfriend so think you've done something right.
     
  5. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    How I'm feeling right now...

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  6. blahblahblah

    blahblahblah Reservist

    Well done Simms!

    Everyone in Cobham is delighted, especially those that attended the all-night vigil held in your name at St Andrew's Church.

    Much love.
     
  7. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Outstanding work Simmsy. You've done the forum proud.
     
  8. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    So. Who gets their own thread next?
     
  9. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Bit harsh.
     
  10. magyarorszag

    magyarorszag Squad Player

    i wonder if the flood gates will open now for simms and he'll find another 5 girls by xmas
     
  11. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

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    Thanks for sharing in this thread, imagine this will be closed and deleted before she finds it :(
     
  12. JH93

    JH93 Squad Player

    I'm happy for Simms, but at the same time I'm a bit disappointed that this is over.
     
  13. magyarorszag

    magyarorszag Squad Player

    was a bit of an anti climax. simms we need a summary of events. can't just end it like this!
     
  14. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    'Arry
     
  15. jon_e_lee

    jon_e_lee Old Git!

    About bloody time but well done Simba! I honestly didn't think it would ever happen.
     
  16. simms

    simms vBookie

    I honestly didn't think it would ever happen. I feel empty now I have nothing to complain about.:naughty:
     
  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I tried it. Don't recommend it. Bloody painful.
     
  18. JH93

    JH93 Squad Player

    I'm perfectly happy knowing no more details than we already know.
     
  19. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Anyone just watched the latest episode of a game of thrones?

    Even though I knew it was coming (I've read the books) I was still physically shocked. Not so much so because I loved Oberyn as a character, because I did, but because his death was just so ****ing brutal and utterly savage. His shrieks of pain were actually quite disturbing. That, along with the Red Wedding is another scene I'll never be able to watch again. Nasty, nasty stuff.
     
  20. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    So what's the next challenge we can set simms?

    Have an affair and have neither of them know about each other?

    Threesome?
     
  21. AshdonWFC

    AshdonWFC Prediction League Champion 2011/12

    Good work Simms! Congratulations!

    My forecast: That he now goes on to become a serial womaniser over the next couple of years.
     
  22. Daft Row

    Daft Row Reservist

    Worrying if true...
     
  23. simms

    simms vBookie

    DId you mean to post this in the tv series thread? Anyway I agree, I knew it was coming but still shocking.
     
  24. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Next thread, 'The Official Simms dealing with an unexpected pregnancy Episode 1 - A New Hope'.
     
  25. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    mmmm very worrying.
     
  26. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

    I would like to take some of the plaudits for this event - Simms, I'll let you tell them....
     
  27. simms

    simms vBookie

    Ok fine. Legskeattch is a pimp who hooked me up.

    But really I was wearing one of his t-shirts that night, so props to him!
     
  28. 352

    352 Moderator

    You dirty little perverts.
     
  29. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    Did you wear it the whole night? You might not want your t-shirt back.
     
  30. 352

    352 Moderator

    [video=youtube_share;W5SI0BByyFE]http://youtu.be/W5SI0BByyFE[/video]
     
  31. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    I miss this thread
     
  32. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    This ended just before I joined this forum, over the last few days I skimmed through most of both threads. A very entertaining read in places.

    But it's been 18 months now, what's Simms been up to since??
     
  33. GoldenBoySedge

    GoldenBoySedge Academy Graduate

    What happened in the toilet in your first year simms??
     
  34. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Yeah Simms, lets have an update.....
     
  35. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    How funny would it be if simms got an STD
     

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