[RELEASED] Mitchel Bergkamp

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  1. Dreadnought

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    A pattern is emerging
     
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    Ready to move onto Arsenal in a couple of years..
     
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    End of transfer window distraction mechanism. This is part 2.
     
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    Finally there at least seems to be a consistent strategy to our signings. Unfortunately it's famous dads.
     
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    What's the point?
     
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    Brooklyn next.
     
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    Is this a new ploy by the Pozzo's to sign sons of football legends and hope their family heritage might make them more valuable to sell on?

    It would not surprise me :rolleyes:
     
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    I imagine Gino intends to hold them hostage to extort their fathers. Wait til he announces Pochettino as our new head coach with Bergkamp as director of football.
     
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    :D:D:D
     
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    The sons of Dennis Wise, Mauricio Pochettino & Dennis Bergkamp now all play for our U23 side.

    Ok, it's getting weird now.
     
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    This all sounds like a Gifton E Williams error and we meant to sign their fathers!
     
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    Is he trolling us? Are we being trolled?
     
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    Get Daniel Maldini and Francisco Conceicao and we're going places.
     
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    Doing our January transfer shopping on wish.com
     
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    Dennis Wises son plays for us, is that true?
     
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    Does Perlo have a kid?
     
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    We even have Kanu’s son in our academy too!
     
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    Dwight Yorke’s son in next as our long term Deeney replacement
     
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    No no. This is what it's always like. It's just really really obvious now.
     
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    It feels like old football management games where they make up new players by simply using an existing famous surname and adding another first name

    Rodney Pele, Miguel Beckham and Partario Le Tissier anyone?
     
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    And ex-Tottenham Brian Statham's son also signed this season - Maxwell Statham.

    I forgot, George Langston is the son of ex-Watford player Matt Langston.
     
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    His dad is one of my favourite players of all time. Is his son actually any good?
     
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    Bergkamp comes from the finest of stock, his father Dennis, now 51, having gone down in Premier League folklore as one of the greatest players to grace the top league in this country after what he did at Arsenal for 11 years.

    “When I was younger it was difficult [to be compared all the time] but I've adapted to it now,” he said. “It's just my name and I'm my own player and hopefully I can leave my own legacy. He's been amazing to me and for me. He's my No.1 fan and has always been there for me. It's a privilege to have him as my dad and to work with him on my game.”


    Damn.
     
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    In other words, he's ****.
     
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    Probably get a decent lads vs dads game going on at this rate.
     
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    It wouldn’t surprise you that we sign players in order to sell them for a profit later? Me neither.
     
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    Kanu Reeve's son ?
     
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    Woah.
     
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    It's like we are trading players in the same way they do in Horse Racing, by the Sire & Dam bloodlines, rather than how good the offspring actually are :D
     
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    Footballers don’t tend to mate with other top athletes though. They need to think their choices through and find athletes to complement their physical and mental weakenesses.
     
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    Was Andy Gray our Andre's dad then?
     
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    No way
     
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    No they are only related in such that they're both ****s.
     

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