Mia Khalifa

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  1. Burnsy

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    Can we link her attendance on Sunday to the sudden disappearance of Isaac Success?
     
    Burnsy, Sep 19, 2019
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    Tbf I'm surprised David Pleat wasn't driving up and down Vicarage Road on Sunday.
     
    domthehornet, Sep 19, 2019
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  3. Burnsy

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    It’s when he’s stationary with the engine idling that he seems to have issues...
     
    Burnsy, Sep 19, 2019
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    Oh no!
    You have put me right off my porridge!
     
    I Blame Pozzo, Sep 19, 2019
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    Is that the same as fluffing?
     
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    Similar. You just use one of these.
    [​IMG]
     
    hornmeister, Sep 19, 2019
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    Can honestly say I’ve never seen one of those being used. Porn Hub Premium?
     
    Burnsy, Sep 19, 2019
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    Does that work or does it just make it all shiny?
     
    Knight GT, Sep 19, 2019
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    Depends on the lubricant. T-cut seems to work.
     
    hornmeister, Sep 19, 2019
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    nobody is fluffing me with one of those , looks downright dangerous
     
    Ybotcoombes, Sep 19, 2019
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    Porridge oats? I think oats may tangentially be involved, don't you know?
     
    Forzainglese, Sep 20, 2019
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    Absolute bell shiner.
     
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    Not the first time drinks have been downed at Vicarage Road..

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    Stevohorn, Sep 21, 2019
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    At the game again today apparently. Perhaps she did the pre game team talk: “how to get ****ed by 11 men”
     
    IRB, Sep 21, 2019
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    I decided to google her, she is good at her job, I expect a few of you worked out your frustrations yesterday with her professional self help videos. Gabbie Carter is also good in this line of work.
     
    cyaninternetdog, Sep 22, 2019
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    My girlfriend asked who this ‘Mia Khalifa woman’ was after seeing something on Instagram.

    Awkward.
     
    wfcwarehouse, Sep 23, 2019
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    What's more awkward was if your girlfriend said used to work with her!!
     
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    Sorry to drag up old threads but saw this yesterday and it got me thinking how we could use this as a marketing idea. Change the name of the Red Lion.. get some more young ladies in for guest appearances. Possible future shirt sponsor?

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    Stevohorn, Oct 5, 2019
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    Fixed for you.
     
    Burnsy, Oct 5, 2019
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    Fixed
     
    tonycotonstache, Oct 6, 2019
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    Or maybe 'kit off sponsors'

    Back in the day you could sponsors players kit.. 10 quid to sponsor Jan Lohman's socks for example.. and you got to meet them at a sponsors dinner at seasons ending. Is that still a thing?
     
    Stevohorn, Oct 6, 2019
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    Back in the days you'd see a player taking to the field in just his socks and think "Ah, still waiting for a boot sponsor".
     
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    And a shirt and shorts sponsor.
     
    WillisWasTheWorst, Oct 10, 2019
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