Mia Khalifa

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Cassetti's Beard, Sep 15, 2019.

  1. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Can we link her attendance on Sunday to the sudden disappearance of Isaac Success?
     
  2. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Tbf I'm surprised David Pleat wasn't driving up and down Vicarage Road on Sunday.
     
  3. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    It’s when he’s stationary with the engine idling that he seems to have issues...
     
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  4. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Oh no!
    You have put me right off my porridge!
     
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  5. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Is that the same as fluffing?
     
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  6. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Similar. You just use one of these.
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  7. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Can honestly say I’ve never seen one of those being used. Porn Hub Premium?
     
  8. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Does that work or does it just make it all shiny?
     
  9. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Depends on the lubricant. T-cut seems to work.
     
  10. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    nobody is fluffing me with one of those , looks downright dangerous
     
  11. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Porridge oats? I think oats may tangentially be involved, don't you know?
     
  12. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Absolute bell shiner.
     
  13. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Not the first time drinks have been downed at Vicarage Road..

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  14. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    At the game again today apparently. Perhaps she did the pre game team talk: “how to get ****ed by 11 men”
     
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  15. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    I decided to google her, she is good at her job, I expect a few of you worked out your frustrations yesterday with her professional self help videos. Gabbie Carter is also good in this line of work.
     
  16. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    My girlfriend asked who this ‘Mia Khalifa woman’ was after seeing something on Instagram.

    Awkward.
     
  17. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    What's more awkward was if your girlfriend said used to work with her!!
     
  18. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Sorry to drag up old threads but saw this yesterday and it got me thinking how we could use this as a marketing idea. Change the name of the Red Lion.. get some more young ladies in for guest appearances. Possible future shirt sponsor?

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  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Fixed for you.
     
  20. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Fixed
     
  21. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Or maybe 'kit off sponsors'

    Back in the day you could sponsors players kit.. 10 quid to sponsor Jan Lohman's socks for example.. and you got to meet them at a sponsors dinner at seasons ending. Is that still a thing?
     
  22. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Back in the days you'd see a player taking to the field in just his socks and think "Ah, still waiting for a boot sponsor".
     
  23. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    And a shirt and shorts sponsor.
     

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