Medical/Fitness Department

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by hornetboy1, Jan 12, 2018.

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  1. Burnsy

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    Well if you heard it, it must be true, being the fountain of wisdom and knowledge that you are. Maybe you can read my post game comments of the last two games and read my comments on Deeney?
     
    Burnsy, Mar 18, 2018
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    Well this has aged pretty well:

    Dr Lopez-Vidriero will be given the freedom to appoint further members of his backroom staff as he sees fit, the club confirmed, and said in a fairly accusatory statement that his first injury update, to be released next week, would paint a "more positive picture than has been recently portrayed".
     
    Steve Leo Beleck, Mar 18, 2018
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  3. Burnsy

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    So, ITKJim, without insults or getting upset and making up stories, can you please position our so called ‘obsession’ with Deeney - (which their isn’t, because we have both been critical of him which you choose to ignore), with your comments earlier this season about Carrillo? 5 wow’s and talking down to anyone who dared question your superior knowledge of the player. How has that one worked out?
     
    Burnsy, Mar 19, 2018
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    WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW!
     
    Cassetti's Beard, Mar 19, 2018
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  5. hornmeister

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    Pot, Kettle Black. I've never see you wear anything other than full Manchester United kit and sandals.

    :p
     
    hornmeister, Mar 19, 2018
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    I've never seen Meister wearing anything, which is a most disturbing thought.
     
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  7. ITKJim

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    Mocking that poor lad now? Thought you were better than that....
     
    ITKJim, Mar 19, 2018
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  8. Burnsy

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    I see you have replied to this, which was posted later than my legitimate question posed to you.

    Should I take that as you having no leg to stand on in terms of a response?
     
    Burnsy, Mar 19, 2018
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  9. hornmeister

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    I am. I was making a subtle point which I'm glad to see was picked up.
     
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  10. Burnsy

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    The silence is deafening Jim....
     
    Burnsy, Mar 19, 2018
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  11. RookeryDad

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    I question whether you can stifle an erection.

    Stifling is smothering.

    Smothering an erection would, if anything, aggravate matters.

    It would certainly draw attention to the sordid situation.
     
    RookeryDad, Mar 19, 2018
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  12. hornmeister

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    I'm not sure.

    Give me 20 seconds and I'll find out for you.
     
    hornmeister, Mar 20, 2018
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  13. hornmeister

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    No you can't.
     
    hornmeister, Mar 20, 2018
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    I hope you’re not in the office!

    I really don’t want to be imagining what you’re doing right now! Euugh!
     
    kVA, Mar 20, 2018
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  15. RookeryDad

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    It only really matters in open plan, surely.
     
    RookeryDad, Mar 20, 2018
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    He’s not responded yet, it’s been a couple of hours.
     
    kVA, Mar 20, 2018
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  17. RookeryDad

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    There’s been an outbreak of this type of behaviour on the forum recently.

    I’m not certain our other colleague has returned from his sojourn with the Daniella Hantuchova calendar.

    Two weeks.

    Laying claim to be the Captain Oates of onanism.
     
    RookeryDad, Mar 20, 2018
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  18. I Blame Pozzo

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    Is there such a product as the Daniella Hantuchova calendar?
    If so most of the months would have her facing the back netting,she spent most of her time doing that funny little 'bin the point by not facing the court act' that sports shrinks advocate.
     
    I Blame Pozzo, Mar 21, 2018
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  19. RookeryDad

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    Facing the back netting would work.
     
    RookeryDad, Mar 21, 2018
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  20. Jumbolina

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    Cleverly may not play again this season. Doubt we'll see Kaboul/Delofeu either. Can't see Chalobah making it back now despite his original new year estimate. Laughable. When will the owners realise the output of this dreadful medical unit does more damage than any poor management appointment would? It's a real blind spot for Gino.
     
    Jumbolina, Apr 12, 2018
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    Why do you doubt we'll see Kaboul or Deulofeu when they're quite clearly on the way back?
     
    ITKJim, Apr 12, 2018
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  22. ITKJim

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    And the medical department is changing or are you playing dumb? A new head of medical was brought in, did you expect things to change overnight?
     
    ITKJim, Apr 12, 2018
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  23. Jumbolina

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    Thought you decided to ignore me after your last woeful outburst a few months back. Obviously not.

    Anyway new head of medical. Same 3 month+ hamstring recovery times. More change required.
     
    Jumbolina, Apr 12, 2018
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    Weird response. 3 months is a bit more than overnight.
     
    Cassetti's Beard, Apr 12, 2018
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    Not yet ready to train with team yet and 6 games left. Doubt they’ll be get up to match fitness.
     
    Jumbolina, Apr 12, 2018
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    Interesting Tweet from the fella at the Watford Observer today after the game.

    Whole thread here: https://twitter.com/ronnabe/status/985208708534886400

    Screenshot-2018-4-14 Ron Walker on Twitter.png
    Anybody else heard about a player refusing to be treated? It doesn't surprise me, but if true it highlights what an absolute shambles it is behind the scenes.
     
    Jossy, Apr 14, 2018
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    Hardly a surprise, I picture our medical staff trying to treat broken bones with leeches.

    I would let any of them near me if I had a papercut.
     
    GoingDown, Apr 14, 2018
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    Ah. Mr Britos, I was expecting you. I see you have a bruise. Let me just get my saw so we can remove the leg and ensure there is no danger of the issue re-occurring...
     
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    If leeches can speed up healing, imagine what a tank full of hungry bullsharks can do!
     
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  30. I Blame Pozzo

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    Finish 7th and gain a Europa League place?
     
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    After much sneaking around the training ground, I've manage to photo Watford's new training method, in order to keep players injury free.

    [​IMG]
     
    hornetboy1, Apr 30, 2018
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    A slight flaw in this hb1 but 10/10 for 'undercover' work!
     
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    knowing us all the players would suffocate, get life long allergic reactions to the plastic and break both their legs
     
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    Id tend to trust this persons view more if he didn't look like a 12 year old with an enormous forehead
     
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