Medical/Fitness Department

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by hornetboy1, Jan 12, 2018.

  1. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Well if you heard it, it must be true, being the fountain of wisdom and knowledge that you are. Maybe you can read my post game comments of the last two games and read my comments on Deeney?
     
  2. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Well this has aged pretty well:

    Dr Lopez-Vidriero will be given the freedom to appoint further members of his backroom staff as he sees fit, the club confirmed, and said in a fairly accusatory statement that his first injury update, to be released next week, would paint a "more positive picture than has been recently portrayed".
     
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  3. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    So, ITKJim, without insults or getting upset and making up stories, can you please position our so called ‘obsession’ with Deeney - (which their isn’t, because we have both been critical of him which you choose to ignore), with your comments earlier this season about Carrillo? 5 wow’s and talking down to anyone who dared question your superior knowledge of the player. How has that one worked out?
     
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  4. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW!
     
  5. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Pot, Kettle Black. I've never see you wear anything other than full Manchester United kit and sandals.

    :p
     
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  6. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    I've never seen Meister wearing anything, which is a most disturbing thought.
     
  7. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    Mocking that poor lad now? Thought you were better than that....
     
  8. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I see you have replied to this, which was posted later than my legitimate question posed to you.

    Should I take that as you having no leg to stand on in terms of a response?
     
  9. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I am. I was making a subtle point which I'm glad to see was picked up.
     
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2018
  10. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    The silence is deafening Jim....
     
  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I question whether you can stifle an erection.

    Stifling is smothering.

    Smothering an erection would, if anything, aggravate matters.

    It would certainly draw attention to the sordid situation.
     
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  12. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I'm not sure.

    Give me 20 seconds and I'll find out for you.
     
  13. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    No you can't.
     
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  14. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I hope you’re not in the office!

    I really don’t want to be imagining what you’re doing right now! Euugh!
     
  15. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    It only really matters in open plan, surely.
     
  16. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    He’s not responded yet, it’s been a couple of hours.
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    There’s been an outbreak of this type of behaviour on the forum recently.

    I’m not certain our other colleague has returned from his sojourn with the Daniella Hantuchova calendar.

    Two weeks.

    Laying claim to be the Captain Oates of onanism.
     
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  18. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Is there such a product as the Daniella Hantuchova calendar?
    If so most of the months would have her facing the back netting,she spent most of her time doing that funny little 'bin the point by not facing the court act' that sports shrinks advocate.
     
  19. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Facing the back netting would work.
     
  20. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Cleverly may not play again this season. Doubt we'll see Kaboul/Delofeu either. Can't see Chalobah making it back now despite his original new year estimate. Laughable. When will the owners realise the output of this dreadful medical unit does more damage than any poor management appointment would? It's a real blind spot for Gino.
     
  21. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    Why do you doubt we'll see Kaboul or Deulofeu when they're quite clearly on the way back?
     
  22. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    And the medical department is changing or are you playing dumb? A new head of medical was brought in, did you expect things to change overnight?
     
  23. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Thought you decided to ignore me after your last woeful outburst a few months back. Obviously not.

    Anyway new head of medical. Same 3 month+ hamstring recovery times. More change required.
     
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  24. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Weird response. 3 months is a bit more than overnight.
     
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  25. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Not yet ready to train with team yet and 6 games left. Doubt they’ll be get up to match fitness.
     
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  26. Jossy

    Jossy Reservist

    Interesting Tweet from the fella at the Watford Observer today after the game.

    Whole thread here: https://twitter.com/ronnabe/status/985208708534886400

    Screenshot-2018-4-14 Ron Walker on Twitter.png
    Anybody else heard about a player refusing to be treated? It doesn't surprise me, but if true it highlights what an absolute shambles it is behind the scenes.
     
  27. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Hardly a surprise, I picture our medical staff trying to treat broken bones with leeches.

    I would let any of them near me if I had a papercut.
     
  28. Aberystwyth_Hornet

    Aberystwyth_Hornet Squad Player

    Ah. Mr Britos, I was expecting you. I see you have a bruise. Let me just get my saw so we can remove the leg and ensure there is no danger of the issue re-occurring...
     
  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    If leeches can speed up healing, imagine what a tank full of hungry bullsharks can do!
     
  30. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Finish 7th and gain a Europa League place?
     
  31. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    After much sneaking around the training ground, I've manage to photo Watford's new training method, in order to keep players injury free.

    [​IMG]
     
  32. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    A slight flaw in this hb1 but 10/10 for 'undercover' work!
     
  33. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    knowing us all the players would suffocate, get life long allergic reactions to the plastic and break both their legs
     
  34. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Id tend to trust this persons view more if he didn't look like a 12 year old with an enormous forehead
     
  35. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

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