Deeney needs a better chant

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  1. LLST

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    Deeeney, Deenny,
    nur nur, nur nur, na na na na na na na na na!
     
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    How about to Barry Manilow's "Mandy"

    Oh Deeney
    You've scored and we're now celebrating
    We hope that you to stay! (Edited for Saturday/Transfer Window)
     
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    Thanks a lot, just been thrown out of the library
     
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    Not sure why this pops up at the top but I do still agree.
     
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    Deeney whoa whoa
    Deeney whoa whoa
    He’s 18 stone 6
    He loves chicken and chips
     
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    Deeney wooah,
    He comes from Birmingham
    I'm ******* sick of it
     
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    A chant directed at any players linked with a move to us

    Hey, hey
    What do you say?
    It’s time to come and play with Troy Deeney
     
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    Just adapt Denis by Blondie.
     
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    Should only really be sung wearing thigh boots.

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    In those days, we were hoping he’d stay.

    Only joking.

    I’ve made my peace with the thought that, like death, taxes & Keith Richards, he’all always be with us.
     
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    Back to the original topic.

    Headers, shoulders, Deeknees and goals.
    Headers, shoulders, Deeknees and goals.
    And beers and pies and dominoes.
    Headers, shoulders, Deenknees and goals. Deenknees and goals.
     
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    I hope Debbie doesn't attempt that now.
    She may need a nurse to help her up.
     
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    Would fit in with most Watford fan’s ‘weekend atire’
     
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    A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut,
    Troy Deeney, fried chicken
    And a Pizza Hut.

    McDonalds, McDonalds,
    Troy Deeney, fried chicken
    And a Pizza Hut.
     
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    Troy Deeney clapclapclap
    Troy Deeney clapclapclap
    Troy Deeney clapclapclap
    Troy Deeney clapclapclap
     
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    Why don’t we just boo him?
     
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    Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Caught in a landslide
    No escape from reality
    Open your eyes
    Look up to the skies and see
    I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
    Because I'm easy come, easy go
    A little high, little low
    Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter Deeney, Deeney


    Just to prove that writing down songs for players does not work
     
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    To the tune of Hitlers one ball song...

    DEENEY he scored a wonder goal
    DEENEY he p***** off Arsenal
    Deeney, oh Troy Deeney
    Your our captain our leader our Jester.
     
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    Wonder where these two went?
     
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    Give me Troy in my heart give me Watford.. Give me Troy in my heart all day..
    Give me Troy in my heart give me Watford .. give me Watford til my dying day..

    Sing Troy Deeney.. sing Troy Deeney.. sing Troy Deeney til the break of day.
     
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    When Troy, goes up, to lift the FA Cup, we'll be there, we'll be there etc.

    Unfortunately it jinxed Wilf so maybe not.
     
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    Hotdog, sausage roll, bloody Deeney ate them all.
     
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    The king of sausage roll?

    Hot dog, chocolate log and a cookie.
     
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    How about "get your t*ts out for the WAGs"?
     
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    Maybe not.

    In my mind’s eye, I have the LGT & UGT doing the Galileo call & response thing.
     
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    The WAG block in the SEJ makes the Family Stand look like 2 for 1 day at the brothel.

    Troy might be flaunting to little avail.
     
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    The palace fans were chanting something at Deeney yesterday. It looked like it made him play better too!
     
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    So if we chant;

    He ate all the pies,
    He ate all the pies,
    Our fat *******,
    Our fat *******,
    Deeney number nine!

    ...then he should play well week in week out?
     
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    It definitely made him find another gear yesterday.

    Although I think it was the lyrically simple Deeney, Deeney, your a c*** that put him into overdrive.
     
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    Haha It would be the football chant to beat all others if each stand had a part of the operatic bit. Make all season tickets the same price and then everyone gets allocated according to voice pitch.
     
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