Deeney needs a better chant

Deeeney, Deenny,
nur nur, nur nur, na na na na na na na na na!

 

How about to Barry Manilow's "Mandy"

Oh Deeney
You've scored and we're now celebrating
We hope that you to stay! (Edited for Saturday/Transfer Window)

 

Thanks a lot, just been thrown out of the library

 

Not sure why this pops up at the top but I do still agree.

 

Deeney whoa whoa
Deeney whoa whoa
He’s 18 stone 6
He loves chicken and chips

 

Deeney wooah,
He comes from Birmingham
I'm ******* sick of it

 

A chant directed at any players linked with a move to us

Hey, hey
What do you say?
It’s time to come and play with Troy Deeney

 

Just adapt Denis by Blondie.

 

Should only really be sung wearing thigh boots.

 

In those days, we were hoping he’d stay.

Only joking.

I’ve made my peace with the thought that, like death, taxes & Keith Richards, he’all always be with us.

 

Back to the original topic.

Headers, shoulders, Deeknees and goals.
Headers, shoulders, Deeknees and goals.
And beers and pies and dominoes.
Headers, shoulders, Deenknees and goals. Deenknees and goals.

 

I hope Debbie doesn't attempt that now.
She may need a nurse to help her up.

 

Would fit in with most Watford fan’s ‘weekend atire’

 

Possibly.

https://www.shpock.com/en-gb/i/Vq5Ni3xtg_tem8d3

 

A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut,
Troy Deeney, fried chicken
And a Pizza Hut.

McDonalds, McDonalds,
Troy Deeney, fried chicken
And a Pizza Hut.

 

Troy Deeney clapclapclap
Troy Deeney clapclapclap
Troy Deeney clapclapclap
Troy Deeney clapclapclap

 

Why don’t we just boo him?

 

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter Deeney, Deeney


Just to prove that writing down songs for players does not work

 

Wonder where these two went?

 

Give me Troy in my heart give me Watford.. Give me Troy in my heart all day..
Give me Troy in my heart give me Watford .. give me Watford til my dying day..

Sing Troy Deeney.. sing Troy Deeney.. sing Troy Deeney til the break of day.

 

When Troy, goes up, to lift the FA Cup, we'll be there, we'll be there etc.

Unfortunately it jinxed Wilf so maybe not.

 

Hotdog, sausage roll, bloody Deeney ate them all.

 

The king of sausage roll?

Hot dog, chocolate log and a cookie.

 

How about "get your t*ts out for the WAGs"?

 

Maybe not.

In my mind’s eye, I have the LGT & UGT doing the Galileo call & response thing.

 

Although not a Buddhist, I like to think of old forumites being reborn as newer forumites.

Could Legs be Horace?

 

The WAG block in the SEJ makes the Family Stand look like 2 for 1 day at the brothel.

Troy might be flaunting to little avail.

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2107962109519916

Bob Mortimer has gone to the trouble for you. It’s from his podcast, Athletico Mince which you really must listen to if you’re a fan of very silly, loosely football based comedy.

 

Great podcast. Recently watched that gone fishing show with him and Paul Whitehouse as well

 

The man is a national treasure, his fishing show is like a lovely warm cuddle.

 

The palace fans were chanting something at Deeney yesterday. It looked like it made him play better too!

 

So if we chant;

He ate all the pies,
He ate all the pies,
Our fat *******,
Our fat *******,
Deeney number nine!

...then he should play well week in week out?

 

It definitely made him find another gear yesterday.

Although I think it was the lyrically simple Deeney, Deeney, your a c*** that put him into overdrive.

 

Haha It would be the football chant to beat all others if each stand had a part of the operatic bit. Make all season tickets the same price and then everyone gets allocated according to voice pitch.