[NOT HAPPENING] Jack Wilshere

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by NathWFC, Dec 8, 2020.

  1. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    A friend of mine's dad works for Maidstone United, who apparently our under 23's played in a friendly against today, and Wilshere was there "with Watford".

    Please god no.
     
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  2. DaveWFC

    DaveWFC Five Star Man

    Just when you thought our team couldn't be any more unlikeable....
     
  3. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Our squad is already full of light-weight and perma-crocked players, he'd fit right in.

    He's English and on a free though, so the Pozzos will prob see him as a bargain even if he only plays 10 minutes for us before signing on a longer deal with Brighton once we've spent the long time rehabilitating him.
     
  4. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if it happens. I certainly have no reason to doubt the source and him definitely having been there today.

    He'll be viewed as the sort of "creative" player we need who will likely be woeful but who we can bring in on the cheap. Classic Pozzo...
     
  5. DaveWFC

    DaveWFC Five Star Man

    I know it can be annoying when people use the word "literally" in the wrong context (when they actually mean figuratively), but in this case he is, literally, ALWAYS injured. Always.

    I'm hoping that if this is true, then its like when we briefly had Jack Rodwell on trial a few years ago, whereby we eventually came to our senses and didn't sign the useless ****.
     
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  6. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Get him in, massive calf muscles and the ability to do absolutely nothing for a lot of money
     
  7. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Love it when people get angry over something that probably won’t happen.

    We’re trying to save money , not waste more.
     
  8. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Jack Wilshire. Why not? If he wants to come here on low wages with something to prove I don't see the problem. Certainly a player who has reached a high level in the past and is still only 28!!

    It's a no brainer as far as I'm concerned. Get him in.
     
  9. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Guaranteed assists to guaranteed goals from Murray.
     
  10. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Six league starts in the last two seasons? Horrible little chav? Glass ankles?

    Get it done, Gino.
     
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  11. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    A fit Wilshere? Yes please. But he's never fit so there's a glaring reason just to not bother.

    Would naturally assume that we would cash in on Hughes and/or let Capoue go if we signed Wilshere.
     
  12. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    We would have to get a fag machine installed in the training ground! It’s a no from me!
     
  13. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    This is a proper rumour, none of that taken off Twitter or translated from a foreign newspaper stuff.

    And... it checks out. No scheduled u23 fixture this week they usually play Monday or Tuesday, and Maidstone United also have a two week break in their competitive fixtures. Arise ITK Nath.
     
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  14. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    The “future of English football”. At Watford! We can but dream...
     
  15. LeedsOrn

    LeedsOrn Reservist

    The idea of Wilshere (a creative, ball-progressing midfielder who can get between lines and create chances for teammates) is almost exactly what we're missing. The recent reality (an arrogant permanently injured player on high wages) is certainly not what we need. But can't see the harm in giving him a trial with the U23s, seeing if he's on it, and, if he is, signing him if his wages asks is reasonable. Seems unlikely though that the ducks all fall in line in that manner.
     
  16. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Oh **** off. As if our team couldn’t be any more dislikable.
     
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  17. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Can @The Recluse or @reids nab the team sheet from somewhere?
     
  18. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    He was never this beyond that one game against Barcelona.
     
  19. reids

    reids First Team

    Will keep an eye out but youth friendlies very rarely make their way onto InStat
     
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  20. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    He is a L**n fan/youth product.
    He is never fit.
    He always appears a bit of a ninny.
    So why am I not utterly appalled by this prospect?
    I"m off to give myself a severe thrashing with the Welwyn and Hatfield Times.
     
  21. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Sign him up. Who cares anymore? Sign them all up. All the crocks, the bums, the outcast, the idlers. Who gives a ****?
     
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  22. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist

    What's he done to get the negative response about his personality? Genuine question as I'm not aware of it.
     
  23. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Think it mainly centre's around lots of little incidents - partying before games, smoking etc - rather than any one big incident. Essentially a player with talent but not the application to match, with massive injury issues to boot.

    Will fit right in.
     
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  24. The Recluse

    The Recluse Reservist

    I had a search around after seeing Nath's post but haven't found anything yet. Will have another look later.

    I posted on Saturday in the academy/U23 thread that I thought there'd be a friendly this week and probably intra-squad games too due to the number of trialists around the club at the moment. I wouldn't be surprised if there are other friendlies now either but if they are being used to run the rule over new players I doubt very much if information will be released. Hopefully Maidstone and any other clubs involved have people who like to be popular on social media as I think that's the only way we'll get any news.

    Liked for the news of the friendly, not of Jack Wilshire.
     
  25. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    In fairness, he was at L*ton about as long as Harry Kane was at us, and I believe he was a West Ham fan before switching to Arsenal when he joined their youth set-up. Still sceptical of this deal mind you!
     
  26. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    No thanks the bloke is a scum c**t.

    After Andre Gray we should've learned our lesson.
     
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  27. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Herd this is dun deal
     
  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Certainly one to watch.
     
  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
     
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  30. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

  31. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    Jack Wilshere is an example of people taking a dislike to someone they have never met based on the media's portrayal. I worked with someone who knows/knew him and said he's a genuinely nice chap, despite my initial suspicions to the contrary.

    That being said, I'm sure there was an interview a few years ago when he joined Bournemouth where he explicitly said he turned us down due to his allegiance to Luton. And I can respect that. However, if he went on to sign for us now it would seem to be out of desperation.

    A fit, motivated Wilshere signed on a free in the Champo? Yes. But that's not what would happen.
     
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  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I’m hearing he’s signed now we’ve agreed to match Deeney’s wages and drop the “pay when you play” clauses.
    Or that he hasn’t.
    Can’t remember.
     
  33. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    I believe he lives in Stevenage, perhaps they could help him!
     
  34. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    F*ck it, after watching Garner, Cleverley and Chalobah labour their way around the pitch week after week, sign Wilshere up.

    There's just no way at all he can be worse.
     
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  35. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    ...was this taken after 'that" Iceland match?
     
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