Luton needs to be dismantled, brick by brick, with the debris placed in weighted crates and dropped into the sea as far from the coast as possible. The fields and land should be thoroughly salted to prevent anything growing in future and the residents can be sold into slavery. Then make it a criminal offence to live amongst any remaining ruins.
Do you reckon when Watford are on tv the crowd noise dubbed over the broadcast is going to consist of lunch boxes being popped open, flask tops being unscrewed, the slow ooze of dribble leaking onto the pitch, the slight buzz of static electricity being generated as thousands of polyester clothes rub against each other and the wooshing of vegetables gliding through the air everytime Watford enter the oppositions penalty box?
There’s nothing like hearing the rustling of an unfurling picnic blanket to know football at Watford IS BACK.
I think one of the most “Watford” things I’ve seen at a match was a Watford “yoof” settling down for his half time snack of carrots and hummus.
It's back! And it's better than ever! Live and exclusive on Sky, BtSport, BBC, Amazon, pirated streams. Hold onto your horses because the world-beating World's Greatest League™, the English EPL is back with its unique brand of harem-scarem defending, useless officiating and corporate circle jerks. Some improvements have been made by: getting rid of actual fans along with their unrealistic demands of kick off times linked to public transport availability; allowing ten substitutions a game, which will give a minimum of five extra minutes when a big club needs a goal, or the usual three if it's Watford chasing a game; and after the successful trial of turning VAR officials' brains on and off at random, the same has been done to Hawkeye. Super Saturday to you all! COYH!
A few more than that... Got the pub ready for our coronavirus social bubble and as far as the govt are concerned we live in Scotland so we are 8 not 6 ... COYH
Hello everyone ! Firstly I really hope you are well and healthy I did not post anything here during this whole coronavirus situation but I have really missed premier league and watford especially . I have a good feeling about this game and hope we will win COYH!!!
Not sure this would work TVOR, after we'd scored our first goal, they wouldn't be able to kick off and the match would have to be abandoned.
Shoutbox up Foster, Dawson, Deeney, Masina, Doucoure, Femenia, Hughes, Sarr, Kabasele, Capoue, Pererya
Feeling nervous. No idea what to expect today . It’s a strong line up for Watford at least . Leicester are decent and have had time to regroup as we’re somewhat off form prior to lockdown . Coyh !
Can’t see anything other than a Leicester win 3:0 Watford Sarr , Sarr and Sarr finally quash the rumour that sars is all bad
That's a good record Crabro, I've only done it once v Notts Forest in a FA Cup game (I think in about 93 0r 94) with Kenny Jacket scoring first!
I've been a massive fan of BT ever since we moved house and unlike our three previous office moves they didn't leave us without phone, internet or both from between three days and two weeks.
Robbie Savage being nice about Watford FC (not the players or the fans, obvs). About turning over the stadium to the hospital.
Just switched over from Virgin - not installed yet so hoping that Virgin doesn't do its normal lunchtime crap-out.
Will Hughes was s tackling machine that first half! Not a bad game and most of them looking ok. Kabasele having a few of his ‘moments’.
Doucoure was in Donkey mode that half lets hope he improves, and Bobby limped off at HT no change there then
