Euro 2016 Mega Thread

Discussion in 'General Football & Other Sport' started by reids, May 13, 2016.

  1. Darrenje

    Darrenje First Year Pro

    Can someone tell Wilshire we're in white!
     
  2. Douglas Rinaldi

    Douglas Rinaldi Reservist

    Sure, except that I'm sure Troy would have loved to represent his country at major tournament. And a player like him or Carroll is what we've been absolutely crying out for.
     
  3. Darrenje

    Darrenje First Year Pro

    Hart saves, after being all over the place yet again
     
  4. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Should be 3-1 down. Diabolical.
     
  5. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    How has that utter imbecile Hodgson brought on Wilshire for Dier? What a complete moron.
     
  6. TheWatford

    TheWatford Academy Graduate

    England are so, so **** in tournaments.
     
  7. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Belgium absolutely have it in them now imo.
     
  8. Darrenje

    Darrenje First Year Pro

    Sterling can't even beat himself!
     
  9. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Harold!
     
  10. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    I'm glad a Hornet managed to sneak onto the pitch to add some much needed attacking impetus, but none of the England squad seem to want to pass to him.
     
  11. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    The incompetent Hodgson now turns to Vardy to save his job.
     
  12. Roger Irrelevant

    Roger Irrelevant Reservist

    Gino having a wry grin on his face right now.
     
  13. Darrenje

    Darrenje First Year Pro

    Another classic free kick from Kane!
     
  14. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    WTF is wrong with Kane!!
     
  15. Roger Irrelevant

    Roger Irrelevant Reservist

    Jeez they're playing a team equivalent to Forest Green Rovers.

    Yet they're only 2-1 up!
     
  16. Darrenje

    Darrenje First Year Pro

    Apart from the penalty we have offered nothing, absolutely gutless performance so far.

    Rooney is having a stinker, Woy won't take him off though
     
  17. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    What a shower of sh!te, I can't even pick out a player who has played well tonight.

    This is what happens when you have a manager who insists on only picking players from the top clubs and injured players. Tonight we are playing without any heart.
     
  18. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    But we are playing like Boreham Wood.
     
  19. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    We have paid this useless dinosaur Hodgson 20 million at least to waste 5 years. At least one person is smiling.
     
  20. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    ...and the crossing is diabolical, either no one is in there or the cross is hit so high the ball has snow on it by the time it comes over.
     
  21. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Almost as depressing as England's performance tonight will be all the Brexit-type puns/headlines that we'll see on the back pages tomorrow if we go out.
     
  22. Douglas Rinaldi

    Douglas Rinaldi Reservist

    This is an absolute shower. What have we been doing for the last week? It didn't work against any of the three previous teams, so why the hell would it work now?
     
  23. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    The Iceland fans are embarrassing the England fans with the ****ing 'band' who know one song.
     
  24. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    I like that Iceland haka-type chant though.
     
  25. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Yep, the England fans are as shocking as the team.
     
  26. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Kane has been utterly ****e.
     
  27. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    But he's one of our own...
     
  28. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    We've managed two powder puff headers from Kane as our only two shots on target in the second half. We keep lumping it up against tall solid defenders and wonder why it isn't working.
     
  29. ...and the corner is taken by Gudmunsson of relegated Charlton Athletic...
     
  30. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    ****ing Kane is a ****ing **** ****
     
  31. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Kane takes the greatest free kick of all time.
     
  32. Darrenje

    Darrenje First Year Pro

    Yet another over hit free kick from Kane!
     
  33. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Seriously Jurado would take better set pieces than Harry Kane.
     
  34. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Kane and Rooney have been our worst players tonight, but nearly all have been awful. Vardy has tried since he's been on but he's had nothing much to play on.
     
  35. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Rashford has done more in 3 minutes than the rest of the team managed in 87.
     

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