Took the motor in to Kwik Fit yesterday to get the boys in blue to check the tyre pressures (saves getting your own hands black). Followed by a trip to the Audi garage for an oil check and top up. So the Audimobile is ready for an FA Cup outing, nearly. It could do with a good clean inside and out, the country lanes and bloody farmers dropping mud don't help. So decision time, should I valet myself (it's a nice day) or pop down to the next village, where in a little old garage about 10 of our friends from overseas do a cracking inside and out job for less than twenty quid?
For gods sake man....... wait till you get back at least!! They dont drive cars down there, only tractors. Your leaving them an open goal, I can hear them now... "oooohh aaarrrhhh ooooohhhh aaarrhhhh, eeeeeerrhhh comes that Jobr! and he's cleaned his car especially for us!! let cover it in **** as a welcome... eee uuuupp my lover, proper job"
i see im the only person so far who thinks he should take to down to the illegals! Prob says more about me being lazy than anything else!
Yeah sure it's a nice day but i'm pretty certain you could find something better to do than clean your car. Take it down the next village let them do it and go and find a pub with a garden whilst you wait.
Our friends from the Baltics every time. In fact my cars with them as I speak. They also let me leave the car most of the day, saving me £2 on parking tickets Bless 'em
The word is you not ya. As for the attempted humour its poor, did you write all that yourself or did the ex tell you what to type?
inside is spotless. Windows washed, inside of doors cleaned, everything polished, hoovered out a bit of Febreeze for good measure. Checked to ensure a new pot of Extra Gum is present and the lead to connect the Ipod to the CD player. just the exterior to do after luncheon.
The old illegals do a fine job, supervised by the English boss. But I am taking advantage of the lovely weather.
Attempted humour? where have you got that idea from? You started a poll asking peoples opinions, I answered by going with one of the choices. I think your being abit paranoid my friend. And again i'm not sure why everytime I post you seem to think it's via someone else, again alittle paranoid me thinks. Anyhoo, hows the car clean going? please tell.
paranoid, don't think so. lets think last three days and three attempted attacks by you on me. DJ thread you made assumptions based on knowing what? Certainly not the facts. Yesterday you attempt to make a gag out of my weight and diets (pot kettle?) until firstly it was edited by a mod and then further edited by yourself. Now today we see you poor attempts to continue. Run along theres a good boy faith will be whistling you back soon and you still haven't finished todays job of sweeping the bank floor, still next week if you are good maybe that will let you play with the shredder, mind your fingers little one.
this is almost painful to read. maybe he should check his windows to see if MI5 is spying through his window and then check the queen to make sure she isn't a lizard?
Good work. Washing my car is one of those jobs that when I get started I have to give it the full treatment. Having said that I tend to try and not get started. Give it to the Eastern Bloc boys to sort, good engines on em don't you know.
Quiet a bit, as the cleaning materials they use they would obviously get in bulk and they would use alot of it when cleaning a car.
But are they declaring it on their tax returns. if not they are taking money out of the communtiy instead of adding to it as most of them send the money back to where theycame from.
They place near me always has a queue. 90% of vehicles have inside and out done. Average price about £16 / £18. I am always amazed at the Porkers, Ferraris etc that are in the queue. If you go near the end of the day, when ever the wad comes out when you pay the English chief the wad is huge. they close around 7pm, yet tonight at 6pm they had 4 cars on the forecourt in the process of being washed and another three queuing on the road.
Busted? not sure what you mean by that, do you mean the fact Jobr has worked out I work for a bank?......he hardly has to be Ironside to work that one out, its in my public profile which he's obviously been looking at. Jobr...I havn't got a problem with you mate, ok I might have gone over the top with a few posts (but you are also gulity of this) for instance you ended one of your posts with W@nker (or was it t@sser?) and i just laughed and yet when I do a similar thing its a great big drama queen attack on your good name. with regards to todays attack? where is it? as I said in the earlier post all i did was join in on the public poll you started. Anyway enough of this, I gotta go, these bank bins won't empty themselfs and i've got to go around and replace all them pens on the end of chains...bloody public will have anything away. P.s...once again, this post are my views and my views alone.
14 minutes for that I am disappointed. Just for clarity, you attacked me, i responded yes and did call you a w@nker. Banker / w@nker get it, i suppose i could have changed m4roon to moron? Any way enough of this, onwards and upwards.