What part of the ground is best for pulling bits of tail? Is there a recognised section where it's safe to assume the crumpet is all up for it and a gentlemen can make approaches and be a bit suggestive, if you know what I mean? Also I was reading about gender neutral toilets becoming the norm because they discriminate against trans people. It would be great if Watford, as a progressive modern club, followed this example. Any guy who has ever used a bog right after a hot babe and felt the seat all nice and warm from her butt action will know where I'm coming from.