Werewolf XV

We currently have a special offer on our Fredos if you're interested?

3 for 10p Bargain.

 

Did anyone get anything interesting in the post today?

 

I can make a fry up for you, but I'm not sure where I'm working yet.

Could open a restaurant but I've heard the candlesticks in this village are a tad pricey.

Basically, if anyone needs me, at the Tavern I will be.

 

I'm insulted! They're 85p per candlestick with 5 for £4

 

Hi Mike as your first customer have a beer on the house

 

Currently got my dog on the porch outside. Hygiene and all that.

 

EDIT: I've moved my question to the questions thread so as not to spoil the village atmosphere on this thread, apologies.

I'll have a black coffee I think... HappyHornet, do you sell cherry pie?

 

Cheers mate, looks like I'm going to be able to afford those candlesticks after all!

 

Anyone seen my bloody paper boy? He's always running late!

 

Could use my dog as a paperdog. Only thing is he's rather dumb. He's cheap to maintain and only needs a bit of food.

 

Dog that needs feeding, dogs are all part of the wolf family ............. are you trying to get a hint out there to the other wolves ?

 

I'll have a small Baileys, a gin and tonic and a pint of lager please.

 

Send him over. My current paperboy is rather dim, and is covered in acne which quite frankly scares the old people. What breed of dog is it?

 

I'll have another cup of hot, black coffee please. Black as midnight on a moonless night. And a slice of cherry pie.

 

An Irish Wolfhound

 

Does it drink whiskey?

 

I gather it drinks only Jameson. It's like the drunk version of Scooby Doo

 

Staffie Terrier. Just sent him on his way with bowl attached for food.

 

I'll have food and a bit of water ready for him.

 

I'm a teacher, but there appears to be no children in this village, so I'm branching out and becoming a university professor. Anyone on a course?

 

I'm interested in brushing up on Logic.

 

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You know, this is - excuse me - a damn fine cup of coffee. I've had I can't tell you how many cups of coffee in my life and this, this is one of the best.

 

What's the cost per lesson or overall course?

 

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Oh come on... Don't make my game end on day one for having the audacity to ask why there was no kill yet when the only two games I could read in full (the others aren't there in full for some reason) started with a kill and thus something to talk about.

I guarantee that that message is from the wolf. Seer please view me.