Watford Fc 1-3 Manchester City - 04/12/2021

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Steve Leo Beleck, Dec 1, 2021.

  1. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    What the hell is wrong with young people today? Truly sickening
     
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  2. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Sarr has better end product tbf
     
  3. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Just imagine if Sarr had Traore's directness!
     
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  4. LouOrns

    LouOrns First Year Pro

    That’s not really my point. If someone hits the ball at me square in the face and it rebounds into the pathway of someone and they smash it in, I get an assist. It’s a nonsense statistic and doesn’t measure creativity
     
  5. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Yep. You can also shank a shot or hammer a clearance up the pitch and get one. Meanwhile turn a defender inside out and get hacked down for a penalty and you don’t.
     
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  6. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Agreed with the general point, although according to some stats keepers, you do get an assist for winning a penalty (which opens up its own can of worms tbf!)
     
  7. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    And, erm, hypothetically like, where do we get to try out this scenario? Just for scientific purposes of course. To test the theory and all that…
     
  8. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    I liked Pererya, but towards the end of his spell he became such a misery, more into his hair than his football.
     
  9. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Imagine getting rough-up by Brighton fans - - and then telling people about it!
     
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  10. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Just googled Sam Ucko. His forehead is absolutely resplendent.
     
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  11. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Not sure I was ever ill...
     
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  12. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    What makes me often wonder is who on the forum are these kids/guys?

    Because I bet they are definitely all on here.
     
  13. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    I’d imagine the Foster thread would provide some clues. Basically anybody who defends him should have suspicious glances cast their way.
     
  14. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Not VOR surely! :)
     
  15. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Either I’m confusing you with another member for which I apologise, or you have lost your memory haha!
     
  16. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Nah, everybody already knows he’s a bot.
     
  17. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    My favourite rumour about TVOR is that he’s a retired postman
     
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  18. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I’m sorry you had to find out this way. But it really shows the efforts the NHS will go to pass on important diagnosis news these days.
     
  19. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    "Fur balls Basil."
     
  20. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    That maybe true but over a period of 150+ games, as a winger you would expect more goals and assists than he gets. All stats can be taken in different ways apart from goals obviously
     
  21. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Well, it certainly explains a lot. How's Uni going?
     
  22. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    The 2 are not necessarily mutually exclusive, I suppose.
     
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  23. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I'll be honest, I've not been to a lecture in years.
     
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  24. westbridgfordhornet

    westbridgfordhornet First Year Pro

    Thanks HB1, I found that lengthy dissection of our defensive frailties quite illuminating. What surprised me was that WTE didn't feature in your analysis until the 22 min point. I guess that probably speaks volumes about his abject positional play and lack of anticipation, that he was not involved because he had gone AWOL! I thought at the time we should have been around 3 down midway through the first half but in truth 0-5 was what our defending had offered as a minimum.

    Away to Man City in the relegation season under QSF I still find it staggering that we had shipped 5 by the 19th minute but Saturday should have set us up for a double figures drubbing by the end. Ranieri obviously tweaked things at HT sufficiently to solve enough defensively to allow us to compete 2nd half. He's both clever - given the presence of Rose, WTE and Cathcart for the vast majority of that match - and as importantly very lucky too. Long may that continue!
     
  25. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Much like my students then.
     
  26. Abdi

    Abdi Academy Graduate

    Anyone see that young kid in the LGT wearing a City kit with a can I have your shirt sign? Hope he got a good shoeing.
     
  27. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    my favrit ep of "Fawlty Towers" m8
     
  28. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    If only 1970s Woody Allen was allowed to manage Citeh. Press conferences full of angst and paranoia, then they would hand over to the New York film director.
     
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  29. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Sorry to bring this up, but the whole what a player 'costs' is a complete misnomer as often it's the cost of the wages/bonuses for the term of the contract, the whole package, not just the alleged transfer fee.

    Alen Boksic signed for Boro on a free in 2000/2001 and was hailed as a bargain despite the fact he only played every other week and was allegedly on 65,000 quid a week, which for then, made him the highest payed player in English football. Yes, Boro liked to splash the cash for no apparent rewards.

    Agreed King has been good and looks the part but he is also probably one of the highest earners, if not the highest, currently at the club.
     
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  30. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Fortunately probably quite a lot less than the likes of Gray and Deeney were on!
     
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