https://www.theguardian.com/politic...-has-barely-changed-since-1967-report-reveals First off, 'Velvet Drainpipe', what a great expression! Secondly, following on from this investigation: The Pope leans towards a Catholic persuasion; and bears have been found to defecate in the woods.
On first glance of the title I assumed it was some sort of sexual euphemism, but maybe that says more about me.
Very apt for Harpenden Lawn Tennis Club! Not that His Holiness is a member but I expect Sir Humphrey maybe.