(19) Vakoun Issouf Bayo

Discussion in 'The Team Bus' started by Hogg-DEENEY!!!, Aug 8, 2022.

  1. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    No no, TUT is so close to turning to the wet side that I can’t look away now. It’ll be a huge acquisition if we get him. Like getting Taylor Swift on our side. Without all the bracelets and screaming weirdos though.
     
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  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Taylor is already on our side. It's Sabrina Carpenter that's a die hard CoG.
     
  3. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Is she the teenage witch? Must be a bit older now. ‘Soccer Mom Witch’ or ‘Crazy Cat Lady Witch’?

    Is this on Netflix?
     
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  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Oh no, my brothers in Christ and I found and burned that one. Deus Vult.
     
  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    How long have I got before I'm blocked again ?
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I believe technically I'm going to Udinese for £16m crypto .....but you can have me on lone ?
     
  7. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Playing him as a real 12 would be my choice.
     
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  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'm exceptionally bored today and you're clearly the most interactive responder on here, so you're fine for today at least.
     
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  9. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Curiously, we didn't pay Bayat when we signed Bayo. However given he came from his brother's club and was paid on the deal to take him to Charleroi to then flip him, it's a fair assumption they paid him to sell him to us.

    Suspect he got some dosh this summer too - if we were a remotely normal club then clearly we wouldn't pay an agent to move a player between two Pozzo clubs but we've already done that with Bayat and Samir. Really glad we had him to get that tricky deal between Gino and Gino over the line.
     
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  10. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Are you imputing bi-polar?
     
  11. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    He's dog sh1t as has been since he arrived. Play Doumbia or anybody instead of him
     
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  12. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    How the fcuk do those stats equate to a 6.1 rating!?

    Imagine how shyyyte you’d have to be to get less than that.
     
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    It's all the special stuff that he does that TC sees that don't get picked up in the stats. It would have been 7-0 without him, believe me.
     
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  14. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Let's play him at CB then!!! After all we know he will never allow the ball to enter the net!!! It's not in his DNA :D
     
  15. Hornets81

    Hornets81 Academy Graduate

    Get him a new 5 year contract pronto!!!!!
     
  16. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    From Crow to GOAT.

    The Lad has done well today. Hopefully he can keep this up form wise. He won't score four goals each game but he certainly put a lot of hate behind him tonight. I will gladly eat humble pie tonight, with four extra helpings.
     
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  17. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    I think we're all eating dome tonight.
     
  18. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Who needs big Raj...
     
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  19. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    From Udinese, we sign who we want!
     
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  20. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    A perfect example today of the idiom “every dog has his day”!

    Well done.
     
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  21. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Rubbish. Get rid.
     
  22. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! First Team

    FTFY!
     
  23. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck Reservist

    I was at the Naarch 0-1 Watford (Bayo) i.e. Important goal
    Preston 1 -5 Watford
    And yesterday

    Bayo's nickname should be Santa . Because like Santa he appears once a year
    Discuss !!
     
  24. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Thank god for our relationship with Udinese which means we get access to loans of this quality.
     
  26. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck Reservist

    There was a point in the match yesterday when our erstwhile player had a 1 v 1 in the area against an isolated defender and, yet again ,never took him on or at the least tried to shift the defenders body weight.
    It's all very well finishing well when your team is 5-2 up in the last minute when there is no pressure .
    Do it when the pressure is on then I will take a different opinion
     
  27. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    Confused now. I didn’t think Santa existed
     
  28. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck Reservist

    Like Bayo. He\she\they turn up once a year !!
     
  29. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Yes, I think we got it.
     
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  30. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Aaaaand he's right back to his real level of utter dog turd.

    Wouldn't be surprised if he didn't score again for the rest of the season now he's got those four out of the way.
     
  31. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    He forgot his Red Bull. He never had his wings. It's not all on him tonight, nobody came out of that with any credit.
     
  32. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    He’s still one of the worst strikers to ever play for us. Nothing has changed there despite his four goals against Weds on Saturday. Let’s not kid ourselves guys.
     
    Last edited: Nov 5, 2024
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  33. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    But as the endlessly verbose Alan on DNSYE tells us “what mugs the Bayo critics are now!”
     
  34. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    What did the FTRE mugs say? Something about “critical friends”?
     
  35. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    He didn't actually say this, did he?
     

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